Lol yup, read 'em all. I tried to search his songs on Youtube, to see if they were actually real. :/
Lilith
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
David Thorne is actually my hero.
Probably because of things like this-
TIP 1 How to become a professional photographer
Buy a digital camera.
TIP 2 Tricks of the trade
Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or sides there will be a button or dial marked 'A', this does not stand for 'Automatic' as some amateurs think but 'Awesome'. Leave it on this all the time.
TIP 3 Photography courses
There is no need for even a basic photography course because once you buy a digital camera you will be a professional photographer like me. Not as good as me though.
TIP 4 Lighting
You will need some light otherwise the photos will come out a bit too dark. Usually you can fix them in photoshop but some light to begin with is good.
TIP 5 Subject Matter
Yes, it does. Dont take photos of girls leaving the high school from your car as the fine is $360.00 and a years probation.
aquila
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Probably because of things like this-
TIP 1 How to become a professional photographer
Buy a digital camera.
TIP 2 Tricks of the trade
Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or sides there will be a button or dial marked 'A', this does not stand for 'Automatic' as some amateurs think but 'Awesome'. Leave it on this all the time.
TIP 3 Photography courses
There is no need for even a basic photography course because once you buy a digital camera you will be a professional photographer like me. Not as good as me though.
TIP 4 Lighting
You will need some light otherwise the photos will come out a bit too dark. Usually you can fix them in photoshop but some light to begin with is good.
TIP 5 Subject Matter
Yes, it does. Dont take photos of girls leaving the high school from your car as the fine is $360.00 and a years probation.
Oh so THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all these years...
*takes notes*
Lilith
SWIM FOR IT QUEENSLAND! :eek:
EgosXII
pretty crazy!
poor bogans
narcism
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Originally posted by EgosXII
poor bogans
oh shieeeet :stongue:
Trance Nutter
Got your speedos on Stu?
This is the Tbar flood yesterday
EgosXII
this is awesome
Sushipunk
Yeah, the flooding is pretty ed, lol.
Tomorrow/Thursday is supposed to be worse. All that load of water that owned Toowoomba last night will hit the Brisbane river in the next 24 hours. The Wivenhoe (lol, 'hoe') dam is totally full, so they have to periodically dump a load of water from it each day, into the Brisbane river. Normally, this wouldn't be such a huge problem, but we're so damn lucky right now - The Brisbane river is tidal, and we have king tides at the moment. All that water has no where to go, except... yep, you guessed it: ALL UP IN BRISBANE'S FACE.
They evacuated a bunch of inner city areas this afternoon, alonf with a good portion of the CBD (that would be "downtown" for the Canadians/Americans).
We *should* be ok where we are, since we're back from the river quite a bit. It's kinda disturbing though. Bris is about to gey all ed up. More so, I guess :/
