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| teknomonki |
Dear Eros,
My image is no longer hosted by Tripod....:D
Luv and thanx,
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Life
LOL!
Right, ok, so I should just sit back and go with the flow yes?
Fine by me.
But it is all so very confusing.
G |
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| Sunsnail |
dear FSM,
why did you have to give us teeth that aren't always straight.
love, me |
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| DJ RJT |
Dear Bas,
I hope you like the poetry I left on your myspace page. I don't know if you really plug pills up your ass, but it sounded good in prose at the time.
Cheers,
Rob |
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| Aristronica |
Dear God,
Stay out of California.
Thanks,
Deez Nuts. |
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| DJ RJT |
Dear Consumers,
Don't be fooled by this cookie cutter, "feed me mass marketed images of insane convenience and protection" capitalist adverisement of a society we live in. No, no, no, we are not safe, for every single day the buy-me-toys now giant that is the consumerist hive mind is lied to by some of the companies and products we value most.
For example:
Pringles.
Pringles marketing campaign of recent years has focused heavily on the "XX% less broken chips than..." implying that somehow you got more full chips out of a Pringles can than a bag of chips.
What's the smoking gun that proves to us beyond a shadow of a doubt that Pringles win: It's the tube.
The cardboard tube provides a sense of comfort and security to you. You believe that no matter how much prodding and cajoling that can has gone through, it had to have protected the chips. Well if you for one second buy into the corporate lie that is Pringles, I pity you.
I've now had 4 different tubes of Pringles, from different locations, bought weeks apart, where basically every single chip in the tube was broken, and let me tell you folks, digging through Pringles crumbs for the biggest "chip part" is not fun.
Consider yourselves warned. Do not rest your head on what you think is the secure bosom of mother Pringles.
Cheers,
Anonymous. |
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| stace |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Dear Life
OK then, perhaps I deserve this 180º turn, but come on, you did this so near to xmas last year, what did I do to warrant it again this year? :(
Sunken-chestedly yours
G |
Dear Kr00t
Less of that or I'll come over and beat you with a real frying pan!!
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Stace
Yes'm :D
And shouldnt you be at your driving lesson?
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| stace |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Dear Stace
Yes'm :D
And shouldnt you be at your driving lesson?
G |
Dear Kr00t,
Thats is, do as you're told! :p
Sx
(Driving lesson done, now attempting to postpone test! :( ) |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Stace
Won't that mess up other arrangements you have made, such as Gods, or *shudder* C&C Day?
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| medinaM5 |
dear wwu.punisher (& co.)
in give it up already
thanks, kyle |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Dear Consumers,
Don't be fooled by this cookie cutter, "feed me mass marketed images of insane convenience and protection" capitalist adverisement of a society we live in. No, no, no, we are not safe, for every single day the buy-me-toys now giant that is the consumerist hive mind is lied to by some of the companies and products we value most.
For example:
Pringles.
Pringles marketing campaign of recent years has focused heavily on the "XX% less broken chips than..." implying that somehow you got more full chips out of a Pringles can than a bag of chips.
What's the smoking gun that proves to us beyond a shadow of a doubt that Pringles win: It's the tube.
The cardboard tube provides a sense of comfort and security to you. You believe that no matter how much prodding and cajoling that can has gone through, it had to have protected the chips. Well if you for one second buy into the corporate lie that is Pringles, I pity you.
I've now had 4 different tubes of Pringles, from different locations, bought weeks apart, where basically every single chip in the tube was broken, and let me tell you folks, digging through Pringles crumbs for the biggest "chip part" is not fun.
Consider yourselves warned. Do not rest your head on what you think is the secure bosom of mother Pringles.
Cheers,
Anonymous. |
dear Anonymous,
stop treating your cans of Pringles the way you treat your women...
dreaming of being beaten and thrown around like a half-eaten tube of White Cheddar Pringle crumbs,
lucid |
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