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| Space Marine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Dear USA,
Your drivers clearly suck more than our. GET THE INTO YOUR OWN LANE .
x0
Tricia |
Dear Tricia
My Dearest Canadian to the north: Please stay in you ty country. We dont need your type around here. Let alone in our streets and highways.
Thanks.
- USMC [United States Marine Corps] |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear orville redenbacher,
your smartpop is not so smart.
pissing off the entire third floor with popcorn burned in half the time listed on your packaging -- even when i used the microwave's popcorn option AND stopped it well before the popping slowed,
iclone |
dear iclone -
did you use a microwave that had a glass turntable at the bottom? apparently (and i just learned this no more than 20 minutes ago when someone burned popcorn in our breakroom) sometimes those cause it to heat up faster, therefore resulting in burnt popcorns.
then again, the girl who told me this also thought Ecuador was next to Spain.
- lucid |
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| MeLLyMeL |
Dear Peanut Butter,
I have the strongest craving for you.. RIGHT NOW!
I really really want you.
In my tummy.
I am HUNGRY:mad:
Love Always,
Meli |
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| Moral Hazard |
Dear Stace,
I hope that you are feeling a little better as time passes.
Please keep your chin up.
All the best,
Craig |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
My Dearest Nicolekins,
He does it to me in the way that you can smell the food though you're nowhere near it. He must be stopped.
evil snicker,
Tricia |
my fair tricia,
i'll have my people remedy the problem.
toodles,
the cuban mafia
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
dear iclone -
did you use a microwave that had a glass turntable at the bottom? apparently (and i just learned this no more than 20 minutes ago when someone burned popcorn in our breakroom) sometimes those cause it to heat up faster, therefore resulting in burnt popcorns.
then again, the girl who told me this also thought Ecuador was next to Spain.
- lucid |
dear lücid,
indeed, i used such an appliance. you may [or may not] be interested to know i recently concluded testing four of the building's microwaves. each appears to represent a different decade in our company's history, and only the toggle buttoned, glass-bottom free, radiation-emitting unit from the late 1970's produced a full, unburned bag. whether or not my results coincide with miss geography's theory, i am not certain.
best regards,
iclone xx
dear stace,
do you also go by miss random stace?
cheers,
iclone |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear lücid,
indeed, i used such an appliance. you may [or may not] be interested to know i recently concluded testing four of the building's microwaves. each appears to represent a different decade in our company's history, and only the toggle buttoned, glass-bottom free, radiation-emitting unit from the late 1970's produced a full, unburned bag. whether or not my results coincide with miss geography's theory, i am not certain.
best regards,
iclone xx |
dear iclone -
interesting results indeed! yay for radiation. :gsmile:
xoxo
- lucid
p.s. see you @ Lee on Friday? |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
dear iclone -
interesting results indeed! yay for radiation. :gsmile:
xoxo
- lucid
p.s. see you @ Lee tomorrow? |
Dear Myra,
That's the second time today that you've posted thinking tomorrow is Friday, I regret to inform you that it's only Wednesday.
In other news, chili smells bomb already.
Lovingly yours,
RJT |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
p.s. see you @ Lee tomorrow? |
yesss!!! :D |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Dear Myra,
That's the second time today that you've posted thinking tomorrow is Friday, I regret to inform you that it's only Wednesday.
In other news, chili smells bomb already.
Lovingly yours,
RJT |
dear RJT,
it is?
[checks calendar]
. :(
- iclone |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Dear Myra,
That's the second time today that you've posted thinking tomorrow is Friday, I regret to inform you that it's only Wednesday.
In other news, chili smells bomb already.
Lovingly yours,
RJT |
dear RJT -
damn. post edited. where else did i maybe screw up?
<3
- your lucid
p.s. at least nicole thinks it's tomorrow too! ha! in your FACE! |
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| RJT |
My dearest ladies of c0r currently posting in this thread-
It was with great duress that I informed you of the fact that today is indeed only Wednesday, but I have to admit that I felt it a far better thing to remove the veil of ignorance and illuminate the reality of the situation as quickly as possible so that the two of you could get on with the grieving process as quickly as possible.
I think step 7 is acceptance, so that's what we're shooting for now.
And regardless, Lee will be epic on Friday.
Best,
RJT |
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| d.case |
| what is this thread? hahahaaha :haha: |
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