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| kr00t0n |
Dear Tummy
Why do you gurgle so?
I have filled you with spag bol as per your request.
Me no likey this
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Craig,
Stop lying.
Sincerely,
Your Penis |
Dear Bas,
Okay, you caught me, but did you have to expose my plan? I mean really man, she was buying it!
Regards,
Craig's penis |
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| money_penny |
Dear you know who you are:
I lost respect for you because you have none for me. I'm sorry if you're pissed about that...and that you don't understand that I'm not giving my respect to someone who doesn't appreciate me. You are allowed to have an opinion about me. That's fine. But, please don't expect me to continue giving you respect when you don't give me any. That's just not how I work. I didn't say we couldn't be friends. But, I mean if you want to act silly and childish then that's fine. It's extremely silly that you made that comment on my myspace and then deleted me as your friend. I mean come on! It's not that serious!!!
EDIT: How's that? |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by money_penny
Dear you know who you are:
I lost respect for you because you have no respect for me. I'm sorry if you're pissed about that...and that you don't understand that I'm not giving my respect to someone who doesn't respect me. I respect your right to have your opinion about me. That's fine. But, please don't expect me to continue giving you respect when you don't give me any. That's just not how I work. I didn't say we couldn't be friends. But, I mean if you want to act silly and childish then that's fine. It's extremely silly that you made that comment on my myspace and then deleted me as your friend. I mean come on! It's not that serious!!! |
6X Respect!
Your former english teacher should have a word with you! :p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
6X Respect!
Your former english teacher should have a word with you! :p |
Dear Money_Penny,
You may wish to include a thesaurus on your Christmas list.
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| money_penny |
| yeah...so i'm pissed. why can't i just vent without someone making a comment on how many times i used the word "respect"? |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by money_penny
yeah...so i'm pissed. why can't i just vent without someone making a comment on how many times i used the word "respect"? |
It's ok, you cant respect this fools that be disrespecting, cuz they aint showing no respect and its downright disrepectful! But you deserve respect cuz you are respecful and dont disrepect.
RESPECT! |
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| money_penny |
| okay...that was funny. |
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| Theresa |
Dearest COR,
I have spent many a bored evening with you, and I must say that I have sincerely enjoyed your company over the last couple of years.
However, the time has come for my visits to become much of a breviloquence. Your company has become unpalatable, and much too time consuming to fit into my soon to be hectic schedule.
This certainly does not mean I don't still savvy your better comportments, and I am sure I will be back to revel in it. Until then, big (((((((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))))) to all the COR whores. Take care of yourselves!
Love,
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| dj_bas |
Dear Theresa,
Does that apply to us crackheads too?
Inquisitivley,
Bas |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
Dear pen,
why did you have to break while I was chewing on you? Now Im all black.
Screw you, my mouth |
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| Aiwendil |
Dear Dave Dresden,
It has to be a coincidence mate. They can't have known. Surely not. Did I tell you that your skin is so white and beautiful that even my finest just-washed stack of sweat towels cannot compare to it?
Love, Carl Cox
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Dear Carl Cox,
I think you're right pooky bear. So since the heat is off let's go meet down in the park next Sunday where we'll take a stroll, and aftwerward you can show me a few "pointers" on the "decks".
Yours 4 ever, Dave Dresden
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Dear Carl Cox & Dave Dresden
YOU'RE GAY!
Sincerely, some little kid at the park. |
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