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| Trance Nutter |
Dear swine flu
Please off out of my body. You've been partying it up for 4 days now, its about time my immune system really showed you who's boss. Really, you're killing me with this cough. At least you seem to have finally moved on from my nasal cavity, but you've left it trashed as usual. You really need to learn to clean up after yourselves and not leave such a mess behind.
Regards,
Body
Dear Immune System,
What the am I paying you for? Pull up your socks boys and lift your game! 4 ing days, you've never taken this long before. Don't rest on your laurels, get out there and show his virus who's in charge here! Be champions!
Regards,
Rest of the body
Dear Rest of body
Please hold. Your call is important to us and a member of our staff will attend to it as soon as we can. Please have your account number and order details ready for our customer service agent.
Regards
Immune System Central Order Processing Unit
Damn:whip: |
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| narcism |
dear jolz,
i can't believe your luck just done a 360 in a matter of 20minutes.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- extremely happy jolz |
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| Dj Skez |
Dear Dick,
After all the hoodrats we've been through you still haven't fallen off. You're my nigga till the end.
Your Master
-Dj Skez |
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| Banora |
Dear left foot;
Please wake up, I don't like it when you're all tingly like this.
Yours,
The rest of your body. |
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| Ian |
Dear Banora
You'll have to use the other foot for now
Ian x |
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| Kaidreas |
Dear Ice-tea
why are you so sweet? |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
Dear Banora
You'll have to use the other foot for now
Ian x |
Dear Ian;
I thought you liked it when I used both feet?
- Banora |
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| Ian |
dear banora
maybe I do. Maybe I do.
but no comment :p |
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| tubularbills |
dear max,
WHAT THE , DOG? Chewing my phone while i'm gone = not cool. if you weren't so damn cute, you'd be sleeping on the floor tonight.
pissed as hell; but a sap for your cute face,
will |
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| hundred |
dear will,
you are a fagg0t
- max
:D |
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| DuBam |
Dear Alexander Semin
lololol, pwnd. Have a nice summer you arrogant prick. :)
Yours truly
Sid 'overhyped and nothing special' Crosby |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuBam
Dear Alexander Semin
lololol, pwnd. Have a nice summer you arrogant prick. :)
Yours truly
Sid 'overhyped and nothing special' Crosby |
Dear Sid
It's not over, not over, not over, not over yet.
-Grace |
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