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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Mr. Robospanker,
You seem to have some sort of problem, however, I cannot quite decern what it is. It almost appears as though you are frustrated that despite your best efforts you have failed to endear yourself to the CORe and are not receiving the attention you desire or feel you deserve. There is a very simple reason for this; your posts are neither funny, entertaining, or relevent. Please, if you wish to be a significant part of this community, try to improve the quality of your participation. Only then will anyone pay any meaningful attention to you.
I look forward to seeing a revised and improved Robospanker.
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
lick my ass after i take a |
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| Ian |
dear robospanker
i can see the way this is headed, just friendly advice that if you're thinking about staying around here for a while, that won't help :)
Ian |
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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
dear robospanker
i can see the way this is headed, just friendly advice that if you're thinking about staying around here for a while, that won't help :)
Ian |
scratch my balls and i will think about it |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by robospanker
lick my ass after i take a |
Mr. Robospanker,
We were looking forward to witnessing a reinvented, entertaining and relevent Robospanker, however, clearly you have elected to disregard my advice. This is unfortunate as you obviously do not understand either the general mood and attitude of the CORe or your role in it. To further your own goals it would seem that you are attempting to initiate flame wars with the more prominent members of this community. I strenuously urge you to reconsider your strategy. Things have tended to go very badly for people who have attempted this in the past, I refer you to the experience of Havoc which is well documented in the pictures thread.
Now, I understand if you do not fathom the honesty and accuracy of my advice, however, you would be wise to heed it nonetheless. Should you refuse my counsel rest assured you will not succeed in your goals. Again, I eagerly await your regenisis and assure you you will receive no further attention from me until you have demonstrated your utility to this board.
Regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| Ian |
dear mr robotspanker
I'm afraid I cannot comply with your request, the array of things that I may catch is more than enough to outweigh any bonuses you may get from the afroementioned scratching. However if you're willing to supply me with a pair of marigolds, I'll do it, then you're bound to do the first request
confusingly yours
Ian |
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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Mr. Robospanker,
We were looking forward to witnessing a reinvented, entertaining and relevent Robospanker, however, clearly you have elected to disregard my advice. This is unfortunate as you obviously do not understand either the general mood and attitude of the CORe or your role in it. To further your own goals it would seem that you are attempting to initiate flame wars with the more prominent members of this community. I strenuously urge you to reconsider your strategy. Things have tended to go very badly for people who have attempted this in the past, I refer you to the experience of Havoc which is well documented in the pictures thread.
Now, I understand if you do not fathom the honesty and accuracy of my advice, however, you would be wise to heed it nonetheless. Should you refuse my counsel rest assured you will not succeed in your goals. Again, I eagerly await your regenisis and assure you you will receive no further attention from me until you have demonstrated your utility to this board.
Regards,
Moral Hazard |
i am not reading that crap
no... wait... i will actually print that on paper and puke all over it, then i will send it to your home.
whats your address ? |
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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
dear mr robotspanker
I'm afraid I cannot comply with your request, the array of things that I may catch is more than enough to outweigh any bonuses you may get from the afroementioned scratching. However if you're willing to supply me with a pair of marigolds, I'll do it, then you're bound to do the first request
confusingly yours
Ian |
really nice... now put your head down and continue blowing me |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by robospanker
i am not reading that crap
no... wait... i will actually print that on paper and puke all over it, then i will send it to your home.
whats your address ? |
123, Fake Street |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
123, Fake Street |
CLovvie Wovvie,
5th Grade called me and asked me to ask you if they could have their joke back.
Sincerely,
dinoXpress |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Arr Jay Tee...get the ..off the intarweb! |
Dear Clovasha-
Your firm but fair approach to advising me in a school responsibilities has resulted in a paper that will shake the foundations of Substance Abuse Counseling methodology. Good for you!
ARRRRRRRRRRRR JAY TEA!
Dear Myra-
Thanks for everything kid, I'll never forget what you've done for me, and your support during the most rediiculase of stressful times means more to me than anything anyone has ever done for me.
There aren't many people in this world who would drive 2 and a half hours in the middle of the night just because they were concerned. Just having you here last night made me feel like I'll no doubt be able to deal with the rest of the things on my plate this week, no matter how much work they require.
Thank you babe, you mean the world to me...
<3
Rob
Dear COR-
I know you generally frown upon CDA's (COR displays of affection :p), I grudgingly accept that my above letter to Myra will likely draw many comments about the quote en quote "skirt" I'm wearing and requests to quote "Get a room." Ce la vie.
:p
Your one and only, DJ RJT... |
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| UWM |
Dear Rob,
I hear they have good rates.
B |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Dear Rob,
I hear they have good rates.
B |
Dear Bobby-
Right on cue. I knew I could count on you.
:p
Caption RAWRRRRRR JAY TEAAA! (Still cracky ;)) |
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