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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
dear tash...
i like to see you again
(sorry... she's not a TA, but my g/f):D
Drew |
I thought this said "Dear Trash" |
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| dj_bas |
dear moral,
thanks for encouraging the lesbianism
sincerely,
the cor |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
dear moral,
thanks for encouraging the lesbianism
sincerely,
the cor |
Dearest COR by way of Bas,
I appreciate that we clearly have similar views with respect to lesbian relationships. The truth is we all benefit by lesbianism is so many ways that it would almost be perposturous for one to endevor to list them all, subsequently, I will not detail said benefits herein. I trust that I can count on your support in all future potential lesbian "hook-ups" (as the kids today are calling sexual liasons). Rest assured that I will always be availible to assist in spearheadding such initiatives as they arise moving forward in perpituity.
Should you be aware of other potential lesbian encounter participants that require assistance in moving past the psychological barriers in order to manifest their desires into action please do not hesitate to bring said persons to my attention. I am always eager to assist.
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| dj_bas |
wow...that was amazing
*clap* |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dear Heidi/Helga/whatever you name was,
You probably don't remember me well given the circumstances under which we met and the excessively brief period in which were part of each other's lives. To refresh your memory; we met at a club (The Flying Dog), you were pissed to the gills, I was rolling balls, we got kicked out of the club because we were being "too affectionate" (since when is getting a handjob on the dancefloor a bad thing). Following that we went to your place and got "too affectionate" for real.
Does any of this sound familure?.... you were really drunk and I bailed before you woke up so I can't be certain you remember. At any rate, I had a real good time that night except for one thing. Since you were drunk you fell asleep right after we were done. I was E'ed up so sleep was not an option. At any rate, after you passed out I went to take a piss and nearly scared myself to death. I thought I had killed you. My penis was covered in blood, my hands were covered in blood and when I saw myself in the mirror my face looked like a lion's after devourering a gazelle. I freaked out and ran back to the bedroom to make sure you were alive.... you were and it didn't look like you were injured. I figured I had just hallucinated. I went back to the bathroom and checked the mirror... nope not a hallucination, I was covered in blood. I washed myself off and while doing so it hit me.... you were on your period. Now, I don't have a problem banging chicks on their periods but WTF, you let me go down on you.... that's not cool. A warning would have been nice. Do you have any idea how freaky it is to see yourself covered in smeared blood whilst all sketched out on amphetamines? It's F*CKED UP!!! Don't ever do that to anyone ever again!
Best regards,
Moral Hazard
P.S. What were you taking Amoxicillen for? |
Dear Moral Hazard,
THANKS FOR CALLING ME AT 7:30 A.M. TO PICK YOUR SKETCHY ASS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF WATERLOO.
Yours Truly,
Chemenhanced |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Dear Moral Hazard,
THANKS FOR CALLING ME AT 7:30 A.M. TO PICK YOUR SKETCHY ASS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF WATERLOO.
Yours Truly,
Chemenhanced |
Dear ChemEnhanced,
You're welcome!
BTW, I really appreciated that, it would have been a long cold walk home had you not been there!
Your ever thankfull brother,
Moral Hazard |
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| jonze234 |
dear edna,
welcome to dumpsville, population...you.
-gordie howe |
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| MaxTO |
Dear Moral Hazard,
I must say, your posts are quite amusing. However, you seem to be including (on average) one spelling mistake per post (which is otherwise very well constructed), which drives me up the wall (I'm very perplexed without my medication).
Regards,
MaxTO |
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| jonze234 |
Dear MaxTO,
I can (also) use parenthesis (to explain) things and make myself (look smarter than I am). By the way, this (is the internet) and no one really cares (about spelling mistakes).
Jonze234 out |
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| bananas |
dear beer
i luv k-00-
jk00
[peace
ktxhbte |
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