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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
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Well my office is right in front of my boss' office, so without her here it's all clear. |
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| TweeK |
Dear Thoughts and Feelings
Lately evil thoughts have been running thru me like strange feelings.
Yet i know whats behind these odd feelings: I hate myself for letting this [still] get to me.
This isnt like me. Make it go away...
I want to find happiness. you.
- Frank |
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| we_R_DNA |
Dear Aliens,
I'd really like to get picked up this Wen. around 9pm when I get off after work. Also lets drop by my house and pick up some vinyl records and turntables so that we can throw down "The JAM," in space. If that doesn't work because your spaceship doesn't have artifical gravity, then lets stop by Tim Sath's house in Florida to pick him up along with some CDJs. |
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| Moral Hazard |
Dear Happiness,
It has come to my attention that Frank is looking for you. We further understand that Frank has been having strange feelings and thoughts. Although we cannot provide detail on said "strange feelings and thoughts" they have been characterized as evil, thus, we are concerned by these developments, moreover, we are concerned for your safety should Frank locate you. Given your past dealings with Frank, we recommend that you take all reasonable steps to avoid unnecessary contact with Frank. We further recommend that Frank be advised you are unwilling to meet with him at this time.
By copy of this letter we are putting your associate, dispair, on notice that he should be expecting Frank to seek his services should you elect to heed our advice.
Please provide your further instructions,
Moral Hazard
cc. Dispair |
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| TweeK |
Dear Moral Hazard
I appreciate your thoughtful response to my earlier post: It honestly brought a smile to my face. Yet i find it some what strange a person such as your self with the name "Moral Hazard" doing so. See where im going with this?
Morals? I for one do have morals. I think its what sometimes holds me back from doing things i will regret. I was thought better. Being moral is not thinking you know what you are doing is right, its KNOWING what you are doing is right.
I want to stay true to myself and will keep doing what ive always been doing which is: keeping a positive attitude in my search for happiness.
It is all i can do.
Cheers :)
- Frank |
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| I<3acid |
dear people
stfu stop complaining you whities |
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| iclone |
dear I<3acid,
die.
plur,
iclone |
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| I<3acid |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear I<3acid,
die.
plur,
iclone |
did frankie bones say you could use the word plur? |
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| Moral Hazard |
I<3acid,
While we appreciate your attempt at both letter writing and humour, we regret to inform you that you have failed myserably at both.
With regard to crafting a letter, you require some assistance. Might we suggest that you begin by considering, carefully, what your intentions are. You must determine exactly what message you are trying to deliver to the addressee prior to putting pen to paper, so to speak. Once you know what it is you wish to convey then you must consider your audience. It is imperitive that you remain mindful of the addressee and craft your letter in such a way that your message will be properly received. Take your last for example; you're letter was addressed to a group of persons that are largely university educated and professional, however, you failed to employ any punctuation or form any coherrent sentances. Your failing resulted in your letter being unclear and ultimately disregarded by your intended audience.
With respect to humour, I am afraid I cannot be of assistance. I recommend you speak with Ygrene, as he should be able to provide some helpful advice.
We wish you all the best in your future attempts,
Moral Hazard |
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| Echo of Silence |
Dear Moral,
COR is so boring without your lil friend.
Love,
Echos |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Dear Moral,
COR is so boring without your lil friend.
Love,
Echos |
Dear Echo,
I'm sorry, I forgot the password to my Slylee account. Oops...
All my love,
Moral |
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| chach |
Dear tuna,
I love every which way your tunany goodness flavor come froms.
love chach |
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