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| igottaknow |
Dear J-Lo-Butt,
squeeze me plz
Sincerely,
You know who |
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| Floorfiller |
dear stomach,
i'm getting hungry. what do we want for lunch? i was thinking illegal pete's because that is so tasty and better than that knock off chipolte bull. if i walk down there and get it wallet will be mad at me because i'm poor, but i think it just might be worth it. what do you think? |
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| Lepanto |
Dear Heather
you are a filthy ing whore. everytime i see u or talk to u u've become more of a whore. ur current boyfriend is 23, lives with his parents and works in burger king. good decision on ur part to leave me for him. well, there's something shawna didn't tell u and for two years i've been ing her as well as u =) cept i uses a condom with u since ur a skank
have a nice day :) |
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| dj_bas |
dear lis,
you're really on point today and it's ing mint!
semi-punctually correct,
bas
edit
yes i changed it |
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| FallingMoon |
Dear bas,
Stop trying to get in my pants. Ok I keed...you <3 me it shows!!
Thank you for the compliment,
Lis :D
p.s I <3 you too! |
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| Floorfiller |
dear fallingmoon,
as soon as bas got in your pants he'd be struggling for air because of your giant ginormous j-lo ghetto booty.
love ,
jason |
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| dj_bas |
dear jason,
stop trying so hard
-bas
ps
look at that! i didn't end it with a comma
pps
lis don't act like you don't want some of this. we could get all messed up on yay and pills and watch the 1st season of nip/tuck ;) |
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| FallingMoon |
Dear Floorfiller,
I'm sure bas won't mind being smothered by gianourmous bootay.
Bootyliciously yours,
FallingMoon :stongue:
EDIT-
Dear vocabulary,
Yep I made up a new word ^ bitch!
dictionary.com,
Lis |
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| dj_bas |
dear lis,
i think that was the hottest thing i've heard today!
dear jamie,
sorry this thread went to , but it's kinda funny |
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| Floorfiller |
dear bas,
don't worry so much. i'm not interested...your bootay is safe.
jason
dear fallingmoon,
you're going to have to fight me for bas...he's dreamy
jason |
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| Miss Bliss |
Last serious reply in this thread :p
Dear Alan,
I love you and I wish I could see you all the time. I feel like we understand each other like no one in the world ever did before. It may be a little under the surface now, but it's always there.
Dear Nick,
There's something crazy about you, it's in your eyes and I can't keep eye contact with you for too long without feeling troubled. The touch of your hands troubles me. You have a power over everyone you come in contact with.
Dear Orel,
I love you, you're a sweetheart, such a genuine person who I get along with so well... but I wish you'd go to college.
Dear Pier-Luc, Dragan, Nadir, Assia, Yulia, Oksana, Garten, Edmond, and Sasha,
Those were the best days of my life.
Dear Alex,
You broke my heart way back when but now I think you're kinda sad. I laugh at you and your ridiculous little overachieving personality sometimes.
Dear Rob,
You used to be something wonderful but you really turned into one of the most pathetic and arrogant people I know now, at least on the surface. I hope it wasn't my fault but I fear it was in part.
Dear Valerie,
I'm sorry for being jealous of you and letting that get in the way of our friendship. I never told you that was the reason I didn't keep in touch. Now I feel like you desperately hang on to the last thread connecting us... cut it, let us part forever. |
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| Slylee |
dear jodie,
ur a stupid slut in denial. billy's friends had fun passing you around...we still have some good jokes at your expense. HAHAH!
dear billy,
i love you and you rock as a best friend, but you really do suck as a boyfriend. are you ever going to grow up? driving a fancy car and walking around with big titted bimbo is not going to make people like you. well actually, with the crowd you hang around with, it probably will so nevermind! oh and you for almost OD-ing on me like 50 friggin times. and thanks for always putting everyone else before me. well you were good for one thing...you taught me never to date another self absorbed sports addicted non-emotionally available typical guy again. and you can tease me about craig all you want, but he makes me happier than you ever did. |
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