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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Dear Ian,
When I lived in your country, I became somewhat immune to the cold as well. I arrived back here, and was immediately destroyed by the heat. Ever since, anything below 15C (daytime) freaks me out in a big way.
Surely, there should be an international travel warning about this?
A worried,
- Sushi |
dear sushi
we just had an inch of rain in an hour. we came out the supermarket & nobody was going to their cars, it was like a river out there. absolute madness!
Ian
Dear toothache
off you ing
ibuprofen & codeine on the way, now the off
Ian |
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| Lilith |
Dear Ian,
That's what you get for living in a swamp |
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| Rose |
Dear Stu,
send me a kangaroo.
....a cool one that punches people except me.
Thanks,
- Rose |
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| stace |
Dear love,
Sometimes, just sometimes........
I miss you.
Meh,
Stace. |
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| Ian |
dear stace
it will be there for you one day, but it's working its magic on me at the moment. Probably won't last long though so should be back with you sooner than you can say "refund please?" :)
moi x |
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| Beat Blog |
DEAR FAT CUNT,
I hate doing business with you.
Why do you torment me on a daily basis with hour long lectures over the phone, you hypocrite?
Don't you realise that everyone is laughing at your stupid black beret behind you back?
Have you ever thought of using mouthwash, or would that kill the rat that seems to live in your stomach?
If you didn't have so much money and work to give me, I'd give you a piece of my mind, you worthless piece of .
Regards,
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| gehzumteufel |
Dear Beat Blog,
Tell her anyways, but make sure to do it in a condescending manner that makes her yearn for more. I am sure the inner slut in her will come out and try to take you home.
Regards,
the c0r |
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| Beat Blog |
Dear gehzumteufel,
Thanks for your concern.
My tormentor is unfortunately a middle-aged fat male who I suspect has a very small penis.
Being an annoying twat is the only way in which he can validate his own miserable existence, and I just don't have the will to fight after all these years.
Regards,
Beat Blog |
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| gehzumteufel |
Dear Beat Blog,
Well in that case, send the dogs after him and claim you never knew.
Sincerely,
The Wanted |
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| dj_alfi |
Dear Girls,
I need someone to make food, clean house and to be available for sexy time. Call Me.
Alfi |
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| iammesol |
Dear Alfi,
Inquire within.
678 867 5309
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
Dear Alfi,
Inquire within.
678 867 5309
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"Wow, you've reached this recording because you're a loser and have no life. You must be one of the many who has dropped out of school and is living on taxpayer money. Please hang up the phone, get a job, and make a contribution to society. Goodbye!"
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