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dear morphine,
i will be glad when i don't have to take you anymore.
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| justin |
bitch,
when i get outta jail I'm going to kill you
facially,
winning |
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| srussell0018 |
Dear Rochester weather,
Why do you decide to have 99 degree weather the day I get back from vacation. yo couch.
-Stephen |
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| shaw |
Dear eyes/brain,
This does not say "10000d"
Frustratedly yours,
The past 2 hours |
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| Lira |
Dear Ted talk organisers,
Alec Empire says life is like a videogame with no chance to win. Marshall Mathers says life is no nintendo game. Could we please have a debate between the two of them?
Thank you,
- Mark van der Liren |
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| iclone |
dear south africa,
i am not impressed by your oranges.
- the floridian |
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| BTG |
Dear Black People:
Stop eating all the watermelons.
-Brad |
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| narcism |
Dear real estate agents,
WHYYYYYYYY do you add images like this to your advertising?
I would appreciate being able to see it clearly, to then decide if i want to visit your property.
-Jolz |
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| shaw |
Dear Jolz,
We discovered the naked man in the window only after shooting and had no choice but to pixelize the image.
-Harry 'Hot Deals' Hartscomb |
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| shaw |
Dear networking,
you in your stupid ing face, you useless forest of tediousness. JUST ING CONNECT.
-Impatient |
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| iclone |
dear klonopin,
cheers.
<3,
grey goose |
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| iclone |
dear insomnia,
i'm kinda over you. want sleep, nao.
kthx,
moi |
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