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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by MaxTO
Dear Moral Hazard,
I must say, your posts are quite amusing. However, you seem to be including (on average) one spelling mistake per post (which is otherwise very well constructed), which drives me up the wall (I'm very perplexed without my medication).
Regards,
MaxTO |
Dear MaxTO,
You are seeing things way to clearly now that you are detoxing.
Regards,
Me |
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| Ygrene |
Dear coffee,
I love you so much! Your warmth, aroma, and deliciousness make me happy to get out of bed. Additionally, your caffiene gives me the power to make it thru the morning without murdering people. But why is it, coffee, that you must burn the out of my mouth, day after day after day? Can't you see that I'm not going away no matter how many times you hurt me? Let's work this out.
I love you,
-YG |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Dear coffee,
I love you so much! Your warmth, aroma, and deliciousness make me happy to get out of bed. Additionally, your caffiene gives me the power to make it thru the morning without murdering people. But why is it, coffee, that you must burn the out of my mouth, day after day after day? Can't you see that I'm not going away no matter how many times you hurt me? Let's work this out.
I love you,
-YG |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
dear clovis,
fyi i'm stoned.
love,
sly |
Dear Jamie,
I love you!
-Clovis
Dear MeL,
I love you
-Clovis
Dear Thing 1,
I love you
-Clovis
Dear goodgreef,
I love you
-Clovis
Dear Theresa,
I Love you,
-Clovis
Dear Floorfiller,
I love you
-Clovis |
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| bananas |
dear clovis
i love j00
bnns |
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| Slylee |
Dear Clovis,
You made feel special for like 2 seconds. u.
Not your friend any more,
Jamie |
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| prolikewhoa |
dear clovis
you too. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Dear Clovis,
You made feel special for like 2 seconds. u.
Not your friend any more,
Jamie |
But...I gave you the exclamation point!
I extravagantly exclamed my love for you with the highest order of punctuation!
/me cries. :( |
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| Floorfiller |
dear clovis,
i know you saved the best for last :p.
love you too man,
jason :D |
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| squirrelly |
Dear Dad,
We're all just waiting for you to die.
Love,
your daughter.
Dear Battle,
you, you're bad in bed, and I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with your small penis. You're a lousy kisser too. I never gave two s about you.
Love,
Your ex-girlfriend.
Dear Mist,
You're a slut, everyone knows about your STDs, and we all make fun of you. No one likes you, and we all think you're ugly. Everytime you go anywhere everyone just wants to punch you in your face. Do us all a favor and slit those wrists so we don't have to deal with your whining. kthx!
Love,
The girl whose bed your boyfriend was sleeping in to get away from you. |
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| bananas |
dear CORe nitgh, im drunk0rz amd have to watch the ring 2 and my pants cya in teh morning
peace. |
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| FallingMoon |
Dear Clovis,
I love you more heartheart 
mucho loving,
Thing 1 |
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