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| FallingMoon |
Dear Sam Sharp,
I want to have sex with you. Your productions make me hott...I want you as well as your alias Sander van Doorn, Purple Haze, & Sandler...everytime I hear one of your tracks I want you even more.
Thinking of you,
Lis |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
Dear Sam Sharp,
I want to have sex with you. Your productions make me hott...I want you as well as your alias Sander van Doorn, Purple Haze, & Sandler...everytime I hear one of your tracks I want you even more.
Thinking of you,
Lis |
http://www.rug.nl/biologie/onderzoe...ages/sanderPage
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| Slylee |
Dear Cedric Gervais,
Not only do you spin the "perfect set" in my eyes every single time I see you (track selection & mixing wise), but I find you to be extremely hot. I was your biggest fan when you were still at Crobar, and I may just be acting like my normal psycho self, but I really think we had some sort of weird "thing" because you always did a double take when you would turn around to see the crowd and saw me dancing my ass off right behind you. I felt like we always recognized each other and shared a little "Oh yea, I know you" moment. Did you want to have sex with me? I certainly wanted to do you like there was no tomorrow. Yea I know, I was always there with my boyfriend. Oh well.
Your obsessed fan,
Jamie |
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| FallingMoon |
:eyes: yuuum!
LMFAO
yeah more like
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Dear intestines,
great job mate, keep up the hard work.
Xeno. |
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| Estella |
Dear feet,
I promised I know. I know.. i know, i know! Jesussssss.. Pedicure and soak to come no later than Friday night. Forgive me, loves.
Dear Vinnie,
Damn you for getting in the god damn trash again. Coffee grinds everywhere, BAD BOY! bad! GET OFF ME
Dear Josh,
No, I don't want to come over.
Dear Terry,
I loathe you. off. Die. ******. I need you. Come here. I hate you. Love you. Kiss me.
Dear Kim,
Thank you for BEING! Such a refreshing, fizzing change of pace you are. I crave it! I'd rather laugh with you for days upon days than even eat a container of Sicilian olives. If you were a man, I'd want to be wrapped aroung your finger.
Dear Krysten,
You owe me a round.
Dear Sis,
Quit wearing my ing shirts. :whip:
Dear Mom,
I love you this much
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hmmm
Dear cute WalMart employee,
You had a dazzling smile.
Estella, out! |
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| Shook1 |
Dear Mary Jane,
I cant wait for the next time we're together. You've been there through the worst of times and never failed to put a smile back on my face. Whether you've smelled like fresh cut flowers or the essence in which I call herbal, I cant help but to taste you w/ my lips. I know we'll be together for much time to come!
Forever yours,
Shook-1
ps. Hearts will get broken, but i'm gonna keep on tokin'
420637 8236 ;) :toocool: :haha: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
ok here goes ....
Dear fellow minions, drifters, and peasants of the COR :
I am sorry i have not been corwhoring the past couple of weeks like i usually am .. school's been a b!tch .. life's a b!tch .. heck .. i am mother nature's b!tch right now .. i am trying to recoop everything i had pre-september, and have a normal life ..
my apologies for not threadjacking useless threads, talking about p00per sex every minute, idolizing -18 chics that make me look pedophilic ( or in COR terms DarkAngel-ish .. :wtf: ), and making nonchalant unhumourous posts .. :) .. also apologies to certain TAs that i talk to over aim, yahoo!, and msn for not being around as of late .. :(
my hiatus away from the COR would probably come back around mid-december to early january, depending on how much i spend back in new orleans, christmas, new year's, my new in-laws [ :rolleyes: ], and life .. hope people stay cool here, lay off the ganja , remember that crack is whack (listen to whitney houston damn it!! she knows best !), and X should be used when you want to have p00per sex with a stranger .. :wtf: ...
godspeed, and take care ..
p.s. .. i have been lurking around the COR, and i don't see a change right now, compared to 2 months ago .. coup and neo have been keeping the cor cool, and the spammers out .. :rolleyes: ..
p.p.s ... drunk threads are out .. i want to see " i am high and horny threads" .. :wtf:
leopold "butters" stotch
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Dear People of texas :
i want to have babies to your teenage daughters .. louisiana chics are butt ugly :wtf: ..
leopold "pedophilic butters" stotch
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Dear businesses of texas :
damn you people! i do not have plans of moving back to louisiana damn it! screw my references that say new orleans on it ! i am staying in texas damn it!
leopold "butters" stotch
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Dear TA sports whores :
sorry i haven't participated in the weekly picks thread, commented much in the football and baseball threads as much as i should .. as explained above, i have been busy .. i also apologize for not being as competitive as much in the TA football league (like in trade offers of course .. :wtf: ).. hopefully i am more active in trading during basketball season .. take care, and eliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii for mvvppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!11!!1112345
leopold "butters" stotch
proud owner of the Stotch's Biotches .. making people that step in my way my biotch one biotch at a time
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Dear ta mods (esp. swamper) :
your site sucks.. where are the babes !?!?!? it is like a sausage fest here .. :wtf:
butters
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dear l33tists of the MD :
broaden your horizons ! listen to something else other than trance for a change .. if it brings you to far east indian or cantonese music, then listen to it .. :whip:
butters
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dear women of TA :
i am sorry for being a perverted phreak when i talk about p00per sex .. it's just my alter ego kicking out of his shell .. i don't really talk about p00per sex in real life .. i just do p00per sex a lot to women ... :wtf:
butters
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| LeopoldStotch |
dear TA :
tiesto, pvd, and armin suck the p00p .. andy cato and ferry are da men !
butters |
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| igottaknow |
Dear Melissa,
Men and Women can never really be friends. Watch 'When Harry Met Sally' to find out why. Sorry for being an ass. Its always best to make a clean break.
Sincerely,
Steve Proxy ;) |
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| Vivid Boy |
dear Peter Vockoyvich
remeber when i was in grade 2 and u were in grade 8, and i was walking to class sweet and all innocent, with my lunch box in my hand? and then remember u saw me recognized me as chris' lil brother ran over and pulled down my panst in front of that group of grade 7 and 8 girls. and u and ur friends laughed. do u also remember all the girls ran up to me and were like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww as i pulled up my pants? well i hope that was a foreshadowing of things to come peter. cause i still get girls still crowding around me with my pants down. and im sure ur still fliping burgers like thge last time i saw u as i drove up in my new car ;)
love ya
muah
eric
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dear john tubaro,
tho this may have happened before u and my brother were friends. but do u remember the time i was the new kid on the street in grade 4 and u were already in highschool at grade 10. and me and the "lil guys" on the street were playing guns and i came over and whacked u in the face with my toy shotgun? haha yeah that was quite funny for all of us. remeber that next day when u got "the lil guys' my friends to ring on my door bell to come outside and play. mean while u werre hiding in a bush ready to jump me? remeber when u did jump me? remember u came out and start swinging punches at me, u being a grade 10 and me being a grade 4??? remember, tho i still got my ass kciked i still left u with a shiner from one sweet punch and cuts on ur face that bled in front of anyone. yeah u beat my ass in but didnt u look like an idiot when u had to go to school the next day with a blackeye and scracthes around ur face and have to explain to everyone in highschool that a grade 4 did that to you...
pffft
tho thats all forgotten since u and my bro have become friends. hell i even remember an event where we all got into a fight with some other guys over a street hockey game when i was 17. and we fought side by side.
all good
Yours truly
Eric Bau |
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| jonSun |
Dear Lisa,
I dumped you & now your Fat. hahahahahahahahahaha |
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