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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
dear bas,
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
love
pro |
dear pro,
still love ya!
love,
bas
ps
does this mean i'm off the hook with the "send pr0 to miami fund"? |
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| Ian^ |
dear family members
i do need some socks this year, so i dont look like today wearing 1 white & 1 navy
Ian |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
dear pro,
still love ya!
love,
bas
ps
does this mean i'm off the hook with the "send pr0 to miami fund"? |
dear bas,
no.
love,
pro
ps. i accept cash and money orders ;) |
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| {b.s.e.} |
dear Nick,
Please lend me $5,000.
Love Harley |
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| Moral Hazard |
Dear Thread,
It has come to my attention that you have now been relegated to the 4th page. Subsequently, I wonder how it is that such a highly entertaining thread has effectively died. This is especially ponderous to me given the pervayance of Carl Cox related threads currently active in the CORe. Not to take anything away from Mr. Cox, who is in fact a great DJ and highly entertaining, but seeing half a page worth of Carl Cox related threads whilst you are relegated to near obscurity seems a tragedy to me.
It is my sincire hope that this post will help to elevate you to your formor glory. I trust that the good folk who have contributed to you in the past will continue to support you in the present and onward into perpituity. Who knows, with our assistance you may yet reach classic status.
Warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| Ygrene |
Dear Wilford Brimley,
Can you PLEASE do something to help turn the COR around?
Thanks,
YG |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Dear Wilford Brimley,
Can you PLEASE do something to help turn the COR around?
Thanks,
YG |
YG
I'm trying..
WB |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
dear bas,
no.
love,
pro
ps. i accept cash and money orders ;) |
Dearest Pro,
I must confess that I am saddened to hear that your financial reality may prevent you from attending WMC this year. Given your station as the Crackhead Princess your presence will certainly be missed inmeasurably. If I could I would gladly assist in your plight to attend WMC, however, I believe that my wife may have some problems with me paying for a young women, especially one as lovely as yourself, to fly to Miami where I intend to meet her. I trust you will understand how this impeeds my ability to fund your attendance.
I continue to hold out hope that I will meet you in March.
Best of luck in your quest,
Moral Hazard |
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| Eagle` |
Dear fellow classmate
Put a sock in it
yours truly
Michael |
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| Moral Hazard |
Dear FLATAs
Sorry to learn that you are without electricity in the wake of Wilma. Your presence in the CORe has been missed. We can only hope that Jeb Bush will see the light and employ the skills of Wilford Brimley to restore your power and stave off future hurricanes.
Missing you dearly,
Moral Hazard |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
This is an awesome thread! and now I shall proceed.
Dear Mike,
You are and always have been a maniac. I wont address you as my father because you dont deserve the title. To me you are a sperm donor and I hope that you die a painful, torturous, and cruel death. Not having a father would have been better than having you for the 16 years years that you decided to stick around and make our lives a living hell.
Dear Justina & baby (dont know the name)
I am sorry that you were now born into my so called fathers life. My only advice for you is get away as fast as you can. If I should ever meet you I will not associate with you as long as you have any type of connection to Mike and I hope that you dont hold that against me. Your mom is a whore and married my so called dad while he was still married to my mother. Your mom was also a college girl and a live in home attendant to my great aunt which mysteriously died because she was unsupervised, during that she was also sleeping around with Mike and had the nerve to look my mother straight in the eye and say it wasnt true. A couple of years and a couple of babies later we can all say she is a liar. Once you open your eyes to the situation and become and adult please come speak to me and I would love to tell you more juicy gossip about our ed up family.
Dear Mom,
I know that your divorce was finalized but stop trying to get out of one bad relationship into another. Dont settle for any idiot that tries to sell you all these hopes and dreams of marriage and a life together etc. Wait for him to prove it first. I know you have the mentality that you are getting old and you need to settle down fast but you are wrong. I personally know tons of guys that would want to get with you if you would just leave this new looser boyfriend alone. PS. Stop calling me a million times a day with absolutely nothing to say. Oh yea and come by my house sometime, I always have to go to your house for whatever and your house is boring.
Dear Joyce,(mother in law)
Stop beleiving everything you read on the internet, especially pop ups. I think that they should make older people pass an internet test before they are allowed to use it. This way I wont get a million calls from you asking me for software that you said your computer told you it needed meanwhile it was just an advertisement pop up that was just trying to tell you something. Also I wont have to come by your house once a month to fix your computer because you did something dumb.
Stop using God an excuse for everything. If you dont want to do something or help someone dont use that stupid line "I have to ask God about it" and then come back and say "God said no" God DIDNT SAY NO! YOU SAID NO! And if you really beleive those voices of angels in your head you are worse off then we thought. When you get older and become out of commission its off to the looney bin you go. Everything out of your mouth is religion and I refuse to let you impose it on me because the God you talk about only helps YOU. For christ sake the conversation could be about a toilet seat and somehow someway you manage to get God into the conversation. Its really getting old.
Dear people that say you are my friends,
I can see right through you. I only like to humor you into thinking that your fakeness isnt obvious. You are not a real friend when you call someone only when you need something and I refuse to be used and taken advantage of. Go find someone else to mooch off of. And to the other so called friends that stopped hanging out with me when my son was born, granted I cant go out as much and do the crazy things we used to do since I am a mommy but one day you will be too and I hope all of your friends dump your ass too so you can see how it feels. I do have a couple of REAL friends and they have been with me through thick and thin and those are the only ones I have any respect for.
To my co workers,
After being here for 3 years I REALLY see how this place operates. Instead of correcting a person when they make an error you just take the task from them and assign them to the next capable pair of hands and for some reason that is always me. I have ENOUGH work and the fact that I was assigned more work when our departments merged without a raise was really ed up. You have no balls to say NO to people that try to assign me more work because you dont care since you arent the ones doing it. Well you know what I dont care anymore either. I am taking my sweet as time and I am going to stay backed up just to make sure I am not assigned anything else. On my next review we are going to have it out. On the previous reveiws I smiled and grinned but NO MORE. I am not holding my tounge this time and if you have a problem with that I dare you to find a replacement as good as me that knows this place inside out. And God forbid I ever actually get any credit for any of my work. I do your and you present it and you look like you are really on point but meanwhile it was all ME. If I wanted to be a real bitch I would have went to human resources a long time ago and when I get fed up I assure you I will.
Dear Hubby,
I love you and I have no complaints :)
I think im done now.
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
This is an awesome thread! and now I shall proceed.
Dear Mike,
You are and always have been a maniac. I wont address you as my father because you dont deserve the title. To me you are a sperm donor and I hope that you die a painful, torturous, and cruel death. Not having a father would have been better than having you for the 16 years years that you decided to stick around and make our lives a living hell.
Dear Justina & baby (dont know the name)
I am sorry that you were now born into my so called fathers life. My only advice for you is get away as fast as you can. If I should ever meet you I will not associate with you as long as you have any type of connection to Mike and I hope that you dont hold that against me. Your mom is a whore and married my so called dad while he was still married to my mother. Your mom was also a college girl and a live in home attendant to my great aunt which mysteriously died because she was unsupervised, during that she was also sleeping around with Mike and had the nerve to look my mother straight in the eye and say it wasnt true. A couple of years and a couple of babies later we can all say she is a liar. Once you open your eyes to the situation and become and adult please come speak to me and I would love to tell you more juicy gossip about our ed up family.
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Dear ZzZ,
Wow. It sounds as though you had quite a bit to get off your chest with regard to Mike. I sincerely hope that your post has helped to allieviate some of the anger you have toward him, albeit, your anger appears to be justifiable. Thank you for sharing that with us.
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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