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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dearest Me,
In as much as we have well established by now we are, in fact, the same person only with a year or two delay I can assure you all will be well. We are loving my life right now, everything is fantastic; ergo, we will soon be loving your life too. When gets rough you have to dial it back, pull your head out of it, and run on instinct for a while. You'll be fine; I know this to be true because we in' rock!
All the best,
Older you |
Reminds me of a Calvin & Hobbes comic in which Calvin mails a letter to his "future self" :) |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear haz,
she doesn't wash her hair, doesn't wash her clothes...
...but i bet she has nice teeth.
- me |
lol |
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| iclone |
dear ambien,
i had a bitchy rant typed-out for you but deleted it once the emoticons sequentially jumped off their positions above this block like popcorn...all except the kool-aid man. he's hanging back, waiting to make a grand exit. no, wait, there he goes...fell atop the giant pair of ears.
that is all,
me |
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| Ian |
dear dear thread
wb, sir.
Ian |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear haz,
she doesn't wash her hair, doesn't wash her clothes...
...but i bet she has nice teeth.
- me |
golden |
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| srussell0018 |
Dear black guy who pushes a shopping cart around my neighborhood collecting cans/bottles out of people's trash so he can get $5 to buy a rock,
Stop doing it at 5am, some of us people who have homes are trying to sleep in them.
Sincerely,
Stephen
P.S. recycling is for pussies. I think it'd be much more interesting to try and kill this planet as fast as possible rather than save it. I mean come on, polar bears are dicks anyways. |
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| iclone |
dear psycho cat in the next room,
please stop howling, or i will cut you in your sleep.
lovies,
moi |
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| gmilf |
Dear College,
I pay a lot of money to you, could you please stock the bathrooms with softer toilet paper.
sincerely,
David's raw ass |
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| Lira |
Dear arse of David,
Be glad there's toilet paper in the restrooms where you study. More often than not, we're not as lucky around here.
- Lira's sometimes browner than usual arse |
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| djhaziel |
| quote: | Originally posted by iclone
dear haz,
she doesn't wash her hair, doesn't wash her clothes...
...but i bet she has nice teeth.
- me |
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| miakat |
Dear Lira
Do not put our friendship down the drain. I was there to wipe your mess ups every single time. I would rather be lying next to you in a waste paper bin than being flushed away from your life.
Sincerely,
toilet paper
(yes, I lurked the flush vs waste paper bin thread aeons ago) |
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| iclone |
dear black milk,
please stop making super extra awesome leggings. i cannot afford this nasty addiction of galaxies, lace-ups, and spartans.
regretfully,
nik |
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