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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
*cracks knuckles and gets going*
Dear Dave,
No, I'm not your friend. Do not call me that. I just met you today, have hardly spoken to you since you appear to be a raging idiot, and I don't care to speak to you anymore. No, I don't have Facebook. off.
Dear Tony,
You're a moron. Do you want me to tell your girlfriend what you've been saying? Leave me alone, In fact, just go and die. Please, save everyone the trouble and go jump off a bridge. And take all your ing poetry with you.
Selma |
Owned LOL ahhaha |
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| MeLLyMeL |
Dear Ben,
That's a tough one. Do I [Miami spic girl with nothing but carribean blood in her body] want to go somewhere COLDER than where I will be on my first extreme winter??
I still need to buy a coat.
hahaha. We'll see about that one. If Guvvy & KH got something rockin' going on then MAYBE!
-Mel. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Dear Lee Lovers,
i get to see Lee TWO nights in a row. and he WILL be at the afterparties with us.
yours truely
the hated
Dear Mel,
im going to TO for NYE, you and thomas should come too.
ben :D |
Dear Ben,
I was partying at afters with Lee before you had your drivers license.
Love,
B |
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| EvilTree |
Dear Mel,
I'm sure I can find an Inuit who can make you all the polar bear fur coat that you need to stay warm.
Mind you, you'll look like you're waddling instead of walking covered in 5 layers of clothing
-Yohan, doing jumping jacks only with his fingers |
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| Frenchie |
Dear Feta,
You've brought me good years of satisfactory and you're nothing less than the best add-on to food ever. You've never done me wrong and for that I love you.
x0x0
Tricia |
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| lücid |
[since we're writing letters to cheese now...]
dear fontina,
i can't wait to slice you up and melt you all over my penne when i get home.
xoxo,
lucid |
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| Frenchie |
| We should always be paying our respects to cheese. It's cheese! |
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| lücid |
| agreed. and i do live in the cheese state, so it only feels natural. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Dear new phone plan,
I don't know why I didn't opt for your deal sooner. Thanks in advance for the savings I will receive, which will allow me to have cable t.v.
Yay!
Miss Pie |
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| LadyLuck13 |
Dear Sly:
When are our kids going to come along? What are we naming them? Just thought I'd ask ahead of time.
LMFAO
Cheryl =P |
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| nchs09 |
dear hangover
thanks for making me feel like during my class. i was very close to puking thanks to you, and had to come home and miss my 6:30 class.
ps. you! |
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| gehzumteufel |
Dear Mel,
i hate the cold. see you in TO.
Ben
Dear Bobby,
my penis is bigger than yours
warmly
the jew
Dear Smoked Gouda
you are the best!
ben |
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