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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Dear Vlad,
Thanx. I cant wait for your hot & steamy myspace messages :p |
*Clause: Hot & steamy messages are reserved for females only, unless that is you get me a female, in which hot & steamy details will be provided. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
Dear Every Man That I Will Ever Meet,
Please, just tell me when I meet you whether or not youre gay before I fall head over heels for you. It would make my life a lot easier in the long run, and it would save me a lot of time. It would probably save you a lot of frustration, too.
Love,
Ang |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Smokeape
I believe most people care more about Sand Leaper's posts than you care about your [insert various things here]
kr00t0n
Dear Sand Leaper
Her name is Josie, and I shall pass the message on :D
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokemape
Dear Sand Leaper,
WTF are you and why should we even care about your worthless posts?
Show me some or STFU...
;)
[[[smoke]]] |
I doubt you are in any position to lecture me about worthless posts. :stongue: And tell the person that put you up to attacking me to grow up. |
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| Cobalt |
Dear trance,
Get it together, man. You've got a problem, and you have to admit it to yourself. Everyone knows, but no one wants to get involved. There is help.
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Dear Andy,
I pretend I'm over you, but secretly, I don't think I ever will be. You've left my standards hopelessly high. Way to go.
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Dear average American teenager,
Be more European. It doesn't make you gay, and no, you don't have to like the UN. The culture is simply cooler once you realize it. You want to be cooler, right? |
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| Cobalt |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
Dear Paul van Dyk,
What the ?
Why have you been so horrible in the past 2 years?
Why do you feel the need to play the same version of Nothing But You three times a night?
Why do you play the same ing tracklist for 2 years straight?
Sure, I love James Holden, but don't you think playing the 93 Returning Remix of Nothing in almost every set is a BIT much?
And what the happened with Reflections? Jan Johnston is great, but aren't there 982954387 other vocalists that could have done at least 1 or 2 other tracks on that sorry excuse of an album?? You just got lazy there you mofo.
Oh! and don't you get 100+ promos a day to listen to? Can't you pick out some QUALITY tunes for chrissake?
You gave me some of the best nights of my life. Twilo in June 2000 was one of them. Remeber the picture we took together at Creamfields? Yea, I framed it. I still have it because somewhere i secretly hope you will go back to being the Paul i know and loved so deeply-- because your music changed my life. I used to love you but I left you a long time ago. And I took a bunch of your most beloved fans with me. Because you forgot about us, Paul.
And for the record, the bitch Natascha has brainwashed your ass and made in a greedy POS.
Oh, and you know what? Your set at the Cream Closing Party @ Amnesia was you WORST SET EVER. i hope as the bus comes, you finally get your ass knocked out you half-ass jaded ty laptop dj you. you and the Vandit Crew.
Peace out nigga bitch.
Love,
Your former stalker,
Daniela |
Ouch. :haha: |
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| AlphaStarred |
Dear TA,
Why do I tarry here? |
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| dj_bas |
Dear Jonsun,
Hahahahaa what the ?
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| loca |
Dear Cathy,
How dare you call yourself a professor. Quite frankly i have no idea why the college hired you. You are an ignorant bitch who doesn't know her ass from the end of a stick. And what's up with those see-through shirts over your fat rolls? NO ONE wants to see that . The kids in class that you think like you all hate you too. And how dare you rag on me for using powerpoint to make my presentation? Haven't you ever heard of professionalism?? "My other students didn't use it, why do you have to be different?" Well Cathy, remind me not to try in your class again you fat ing cow.
Oh and another thing, giving everyone but me 20/20 when you know i deserved that? KARMA you whore. I'll get you back for this, mark my words. Just wait till teacher evals come in. I'll get your fat ugly coke snorting ass outta school before you can say "Just one more line!"
you,
Lauryn :) |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Dear TA,
Why do I tarry here? |
Who's Terry? |
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| ChemEnhanced |
Dear Mother Nature:
I have been a good boy this year and I just wanted to thank you for keeping me safe during your time of the month. It must be really bad this time as you seemed to be really pissed. I know there is medication you could take. Please consider how your mood swings are affecting others.
Yours Truly,
Chemmy |
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