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| dj_bas |
Dear Rob,
That was the funniest thing i've heard all day!
-Bas
Dear Moral,
Thank you for being there for me to look up to. Your correct punctuation and grammar coupled with your desire to succeed at life makes you a testament to the age-old drug user cliche. You are proof that we can be intelligent, hold successful jobs, get married, and live like all the normies. But, unlike them, we know how to have a ing good time...and we know how to party proper.
Respeck,
Bas |
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| montana |
dear bandwagonners
i do really like you, but your obsession to a certain type of music is boring.
your's truly
ps. m.a.n.d.y. really sucks |
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| stren |
dear new sig
i love you
bartek |
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| dj_bas |
Dear Montana,
Why the hate? Wanna talk about it?
Fan of M.A.N.D.Y.,
Bas
PS
YOU suck :p |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
dear bandwagonners
i do really like you, but your obsession to a certain type of music is boring.
your's truly
ps. m.a.n.d.y. really sucks |
dear montana
you're not really in a position to criticise '' music when you listen to so much of it yourself :D |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Moral,
Thank you for being there for me to look up to. Your correct punctuation and grammar coupled with your desire to succeed at life makes you a testament to the age-old drug user cliche. You are proof that we can be intelligent, hold successful jobs, get married, and live like all the normies. But, unlike them, we know how to have a ing good time...and we know how to party proper.
Respeck,
Bas |
My most favored friend Bas,
Wow, I'm actually a little choked up reading this. I appreciate and treasure your respect. It is my most vehament hope that I can continue to be an example of functional crackheadedness to the world at large and you in particular. Thank you for your kind words.
My warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| Slylee |
Dear Moral Hazard,
Thank you for so diligently taking over clovy's role as my shrink. He wasn't very good at it (god bless him) but you, on the other hand, are a regular Dr. Phil. I hope you are OK with being the one I turn to before I even wipe my ass or pick my nose. I know sometimes I get a bit carried away in telling you every single detail of everything, but I don't really tell anyone anything in person. I'm sure half the time you could give 2 s really and are just being nice with hopes that I will get ed up enough with you next March so that you can get a piece of ass (HAHA jk). Anyway, thanks, I know I'm really annoying, but I don't know how to be anything other than that! :toothless
Fondly,
Slylee |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Dear Moral Hazard,
Thank you for so diligently taking over clovy's role as my shrink. He wasn't very good at it (god bless him) but you, on the other hand, are a regular Dr. Phil. I hope you are OK with being the one I turn to before I even wipe my ass or pick my nose. I know sometimes I get a bit carried away in telling you every single detail of everything, but I don't really tell anyone anything in person. I'm sure half the time you could give 2 s really and are just being nice with hopes that I will get ed up enough with you next March so that you can get a piece of ass (HAHA jk). Anyway, thanks, I know I'm really annoying, but I don't know how to be anything other than that! :toothless
Fondly,
Slylee |
Dearest Jamie,
You are welcome, however, your thank you is not necessary. I have come to think of you as a friend, which is difficult for me considering we have never met in person. Friends help each other where possible and it is no bother, on the contrary, I quite enjoy our chats. If any counsel I can offer you helps you or simply having someone to talk to will assist then I am honoured that you would consider me and very pleased that I can be of service. Besides, it does go both ways (although, admittedly, I have less to talk about).
You are not annoying me.
Finally, while I don't find the thought of you getting really ed up and giving me a "piece of ass" to be entirely distasteful or undesirable I can assure you that is not my aim.
My warmest wishes and best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
:toothless |
moral hazard is gettin' ass! alright!!!! |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Bas
We are averaging 30ºF during the day here
Lolingly yours
Jee |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
moral hazard is gettin' ass! alright!!!! |
you mean he's gettin' Azz3D!:toothless |
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