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| stren |
Dear Toronto Maple Leafs
why do you suck so badly ? you leave me no choice but to root for other teams. |
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| RapidFire |
Dear insomnia,
you.
xoxo |
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| dinoXpress |
Dear RapidFire,
Hey!
Just doin my job,
Insomnia |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Wilma
:whip:
G |
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| stren |
Dear Wilma
Dino crapped on the carpet again
Fred |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear stren
Due to my current state of numbed mind, that was funny.
Be weary though, you might not always be so lucky ;)
G |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Dear stren
Due to my current state of numbed mind, that was funny.
Be weary though, you might not always be so lucky ;)
G |
Dear Gareth
i am always lucky
Bart |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Bart
Pick me some Euromillions lotto numbers please!
G :D |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Dear Bart
Pick me some Euromillions lotto numbers please!
G :D |
Dear Gareth
I'm not that lucky, but my firend always wins free party invites, she may give you the numbers, just tell me how many etc.
Bart |
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| Demoted |
Dear davedresden,
Will you sign my TA hat?
Sincerely,
Smelly McDougal |
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| Theresa |
Dear pen,
Please don't jab yourself into my face again.
Greatly appreciated,
Theresa
Dear speakers,
Please don't unplug yourself and make me panic thinking you don't work anymore. I can't bare not having a source for music, especially since I can't buy speakers right now. If you want to die, (because I know I work you to the bone, so I really don't blame you,) please do so when I have an abundance of cash and can easily replace you.
Lovingly,
Theresa
Dear lottery,
You and I have not been getting along very well lately. I am sorry for whatever it was that got you so angry. Please please forgive me, and when you let me win you, I will make up for it later somehow.
Longingly,
Theresa
Dear big red mark on my face,
I know that bastard pen got you pissed off, but please try to contain your anger and stop being so red. You are embarassing me, and if you keep it up, I will cover up the fact that we have any association. Do you really want me to do that?
Getting irritated,
Theresa
P.S. While you're at it, you can stop hurting me too. I don't need to take your abuse!
Dear ulcer,
It has been a long month and half, and I have gone to great lengths to make you leave. However, it seems you like it where you are. This is not acceptable to me, and I will continue to try ruthlessly to get your ass out. If you don't comply soon, I will be forced to use highly acidic fruits on you. Trust me, it hurts me more than you.
Starting to get impatient,
Theresa
Dear ass,
Please get smaller.
Love,
Theresa
Dear boobs,
Please get larger.
Love,
Theresa |
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| Ian^ |
dear theresa
lend me the money for a lotto ticket & I'll buy the new boobs u want :) |
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