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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Craig,
You crack me up!
-Bas
PS
I believe it's "blowjob week" at the Hazard residence this week yeah? |
My most favoured friend Bas,
Indeed you are correct, it is that time once again, and I am pleased to announce that this monthly ritual kicked off with a mightly splash. Yes the Hazard residence is a great place to be this week. My only regret is that this week only lasts 4-5 days. If only the cycle were 14 days....
I extend my best wishes for your attempts to establish your own such week.
Warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Amelia
Sorry it had to be this way, but it is in your best interest, regardless of whether it's seen that way or not.
I really am sorry.
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Dear COR,
I'm back! Not that i was ever gone, but i WAS out of town. Time to post whore at work again:toothless
Slylee |
Dear Slylee,
It is nice to have you back. I have done some investigating and I note that your Total Posts are 892 which comes out to 0.54 posts per day. It is possible that my sources are incorrect however I highly doubt it. This information suggests you are far from a post whore and you need to get a little looser with those posts.
Dearest Regards,
Scott |
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| UWM |
| Whoa looks like there's som c0r drama going on! |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Whoa looks like there's som c0r drama going on! |
thursdays are good for drama... we got OC drama *and* CORe drama! :cool: |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Whoa looks like there's som c0r drama going on! |
Not if I can help it |
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| Ian |
dear digital tv subscriber
600 channels and the only thing worth watching is ing extreme makeover: home edition. god help me. then at 9pm i have 4 things to watch, csi, scrubs, family guy & something else i forget. sort it out :( |
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| DJ RJT |
Dear House-
I am getting pretty god damned tired of your lazy ass just laying around all day being a in' mess! I can only clean up after you for so long, and your filth disgusts me.
I know you think it's "ok" to just sit around all day and smoke pot with your friends #106 & #104 but you know what? Some of us have to do in the real world and can't deal with all your needy "Clean me, I'm dirty" bull every day.
Get a job, learn some responsibility, take care of yourself... I can only take care of you for so long...
Hatingly yours,
TJR
Dear Laundry-
See above. Get the point.
Piss off,
JTR
Dear new tracks, decks, & mixer,
I'm so sorry... I want to use you, I want to play, I really do, but ing laundry and the house keep messing with me. But don't worry, I'm cranking Trousy, balance 008, and a new Sasha set to keep me in the spirit... I'll get to you, I promise... RLY, I do...
All my love,
RJT |
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| prolikewhoa |
dear paul,
i love and miss you so much. don't work too hard today :D
amelia |
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| dj_bas |
Dear Gareth,
Stop being so god damned lazy and send me those email addressessess :p
Lovingly (although less and less now :whip: )
Bas
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JK I still love you. |
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| DJ RJT |
Dear new Old Navy Sweatpants-
Thank you for being the best clothing purchase I've ever made.
Comfily yours,
RjT
Dear Desyn Masiello & Matthew Dekay-
Please give me the tracks I want off of both of your most recent, mixed releases... I hate waiting years to get my favorite tracks... Spirals - X is particularly killing me with its lack of availability....
Grudgingly yours,
Rob |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear UK immigration laws
you for forcing my brother to have to be out of the country by the 26th!
No family Xmas this year :(
You better let him back into the country you toffee-nosed s!!! :whip:
G |
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