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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rainborn
dear odysseus (or ulysses if u american asswipes prefer)
stop dedicating your life to Counter-Strike and get out! |
Dear whoever you are,
Was that parenthetical remark really necessary?
<3,
c0r |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Dear Mitali,
Whats happening? Have i hit the freind zone? oh , i think i have. you suck, you suck for sucking me into the friend zone. i just wanna tap that ass, why did u suck me in the freind zone and why do u live on the other side of town? You are so pretty, i want you so bad, i wann go out with you! i dont even want to use you! I want to take care of you and ! it. nice guys finish last.
Annoyed,
Greg
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My dear Greg,
Fear not young man. Of course there are no worse words for a man to hear from a woman then "you're such a good friend", however, it isn't as dier as you may believe. Granted, few men ever move from the "friend" catagory to the "I want his throbbing manhood inside my quivering feminnity" catagory, but it is possible. Having been relegated to the "friend zone" many times in the past I have developed a nearly 100% effective way to escape said situation. I will now share this information with you.
There are a few steps that one must follow if one wishes to advance from hanging-out to eating-out.
Step 1) Be her friend, be the best and closest friend you can be. Spend a lot of time with her, make her view your time together as indispensible. Make sure that the time you spend hanging out is the highlight of every week for her. You will need to invest some time in this step, several weeks to a couple of months, however, no more then two months.
Step 2) Following step 1 you will need to withdraw your time from her. Now, you need to be clever about this, don't fake a fight or make up some elaborate excuse, use everyday reasons to not see her. Having random dates with women is a good one but make sure you don't let on that anything serious is happening, tell her you have other plans, tell her you're too busy. You want to be vague! You want her to think that you do not place the same value on your time with her as she does.
Step 3) WAIT. As you are progressing through step 2 she will begin to miss the time the two of you spent together. As most women are naturally more introspective then men, she will start to examine herself, her feelings, her actions, and recent events to determine why it is that you have withdrawn. She'll become jellous of whatever is putting the new demands on your time and she'll realize that she is no longer number 1 in your life. This will bring out the competative side that all women have when it comes to men. She will soon realize that if she wants to have you in her life as before she needs to find a way to be "number 1" again. In nearly all instances she will conclude that she needs to "up the ante" in the relationship by introducing a romantic element. Once she does this you will note that she takes on a demonstrably more emotional/vulnerable/needy tone in her conversations with you. You will also note that she calls more often.
Step 4) Make time for her. Once it is clear that she has developed a new mindset surrounding you, it is your obligation to create an opportunity for her to set her plan of "upping the ante" into motion. You will need to let her know that you are willing to "rearrange your schedule" to make time for her (preferably on a night where neither of you have any obligations the next morning... because the sex is coming!). Plan an activity that the two of you enjoy but allows you to be alone or otherwise intiment. You want her attention to be on you and you alone. On this evening you will need to make her focus her mind on all the good things about the two of you, you want to reinforce to her that she wants/needs to have things back to the way they were in step 1. You also want to make sure she knows you are open to anything with her (but don't go so far as to say "yah, I'll do ya" or something stupid). As the evening gets closer to the end she will realize that if she wants to be primary in your life she has to do something NOW, and she will! She will either make the first move or signal to you that she is ready for you to make a move (if she's the shy type). IF YOU GET THE SIGNAL (if you even think you have received the signal) DO NOT HESITATE... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, GO GET IT. If you blow this opportunity it will never come around again.
Follow the above steps and I assure you that you'll be tapping that ass within 3-4 months. I have used this method on at least 4 women and it has worked everytime. Chemy used this method to nab his last girlfriend and several of my friends have employed this method to hook up with female friends. If you can play it right you cannot fail.
All the best in your quest,
Moral Hazard |
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| kr00t0n |
Dear Moral
Will you be my father?
G
PS. you rock the kasbah! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Dear Moral
Will you be my father?
G
PS. you rock the kasbah! |
My dear K00t,
I regret to advise that you have provided me insufficient information upon which to make such an important decision. Please pm me photographs of your mother as they will be necessary in my deliberations.
Best regards, your potential future father,
Moral Hazard |
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| FallingMoon |
Dear Miami,
I was doubting the scene down here for a while since trance was like a ghost because of dumbass club owners not bringing in the good talents...I have to apologize because after the new events I've seen coming up I have to say I am WOWED!!
Thank you Nocturnal for bringing in Blank + Jones for NYE!! OMFG
Thank you Space for bringing in Christopher Lawrence along with Ferry on 12.10
Trance has come BACK to Miami!! I couldn't be happier! :eyes: :eyespop: :disbelief
One happy ass girl,
Lis <3 |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
My dear Greg,
Fear not young man. Of course there are no worse words for a man to hear from a woman then "you're such a good friend", however, it isn't as dier as you may believe. Granted, few men ever move from the "friend" catagory to the "I want his throbbing manhood inside my quivering feminnity" catagory, but it is possible. Having been relegated to the "friend zone" many times in the past I have developed a nearly 100% effective way to escape said situation. I will now share this information with you.
There are a few steps that one must follow if one wishes to advance from hanging-out to eating-out.
Step 1) Be her friend, be the best and closest friend you can be. Spend a lot of time with her, make her view your time together as indispensible. Make sure that the time you spend hanging out is the highlight of every week for her. You will need to invest some time in this step, several weeks to a couple of months, however, no more then two months.
Step 2) Following step 1 you will need to withdraw your time from her. Now, you need to be clever about this, don't fake a fight or make up some elaborate excuse, use everyday reasons to not see her. Having random dates with women is a good one but make sure you don't let on that anything serious is happening, tell her you have other plans, tell her you're too busy. You want to be vague! You want her to think that you do not place the same value on your time with her as she does.
Step 3) WAIT. As you are progressing through step 2 she will begin to miss the time the two of you spent together. As most women are naturally more introspective then men, she will start to examine herself, her feelings, her actions, and recent events to determine why it is that you have withdrawn. She'll become jellous of whatever is putting the new demands on your time and she'll realize that she is no longer number 1 in your life. This will bring out the competative side that all women have when it comes to men. She will soon realize that if she wants to have you in her life as before she needs to find a way to be "number 1" again. In nearly all instances she will conclude that she needs to "up the ante" in the relationship by introducing a romantic element. Once she does this you will note that she takes on a demonstrably more emotional/vulnerable/needy tone in her conversations with you. You will also note that she calls more often.
Step 4) Make time for her. Once it is clear that she has developed a new mindset surrounding you, it is your obligation to create an opportunity for her to set her plan of "upping the ante" into motion. You will need to let her know that you are willing to "rearrange your schedule" to make time for her (preferably on a night where neither of you have any obligations the next morning... because the sex is coming!). Plan an activity that the two of you enjoy but allows you to be alone or otherwise intiment. You want her attention to be on you and you alone. On this evening you will need to make her focus her mind on all the good things about the two of you, you want to reinforce to her that she wants/needs to have things back to the way they were in step 1. You also want to make sure she knows you are open to anything with her (but don't go so far as to say "yah, I'll do ya" or something stupid). As the evening gets closer to the end she will realize that if she wants to be primary in your life she has to do something NOW, and she will! She will either make the first move or signal to you that she is ready for you to make a move (if she's the shy type). IF YOU GET THE SIGNAL (if you even think you have received the signal) DO NOT HESITATE... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, GO GET IT. If you blow this opportunity it will never come around again.
Follow the above steps and I assure you that you'll be tapping that ass within 3-4 months. I have used this method on at least 4 women and it has worked everytime. Chemy used this method to nab his last girlfriend and several of my friends have employed this method to hook up with female friends. If you can play it right you cannot fail.
All the best in your quest,
Moral Hazard |
Mr Hazard,
Wow, if I only had 4 months to work with and she didnt live on the other side of town.......
Your plan is good, i just hate the whole freind zone, specially now, cuz im in the deep freind zone... what im gonna try and do is take ur method from 3-4 months to 1-2 months. maybe. who knows. i got time.
The ed up thing is i did this 2 myself. i was too eager.
Thanks for the words of wisdom.
Cheers,
Greg |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Mr Hazard,
Wow, if I only had 4 months to work with and she didnt live on the other side of town.......
Your plan is good, i just hate the whole freind zone, specially now, cuz im in the deep freind zone... what im gonna try and do is take ur method from 3-4 months to 1-2 months. maybe. who knows. i got time.
The ed up thing is i did this 2 myself. i was too eager.
Thanks for the words of wisdom.
Cheers,
Greg |
Greg,
I've seen this plan work on an excellerated schedule before. It is possible. I wish you the best of luck. Hit dat !
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Greg,
I've seen this plan work on an excellerated schedule before. It is possible. I wish you the best of luck. Hit dat !
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
Aye Cap'n Moral,
The pic of the other girl, the one i posted earlier is the one with the guy, and that gets on my nerves.
Its a good thing we are not in soviet russia, because over there..
Dat hits you!
But hey, some guys like that...
Cheers,
Greg |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Aye Cap'n Moral,
The pic of the other girl, the one i posted earlier is the one with the guy, and that gets on my nerves.
Its a good thing we are not in soviet russia, because over there..
Dat hits you!
But hey, some guys like that...
Cheers,
Greg |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Dear Rhea,
If some s gonna happen between me and you, cool, just break up with that fool ur dating. apparently you dont even like him. well if u want this ass, i suggest you end it with him, and stop msging my freind about how much you like me. honestly. Your in or you are out. pick.
Annoyed,
Greg
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Greg,
Taking a girl away from an existing boyfriend is not difficult, especially if she is not happy with him. In order to succeed in this you need the girl to trust you (somewhat at least). It would seem from the above that you have probably already acheived this in part. Subsequently, we can skip that portion.
Your next plan of attack should be to get her to talk about her boyfriend and their relationship to you. You want to keep her focused on the things she dislikes about him and the relationship. If she expresses outrage or displeasure about something you need to agree with her and identify with her (let her know you know how she feels and that you would feel the same). TAKE VERY CLOSE NOTE of what she dislikes, you need this information for your next step.
While continuing to make opportunities to talk to her about her boyfriend and relationship you also want to highlight all the ways you are opposite to her boyfriend. NOTE, SHOW, NOT TELL, SHOW HER HOW YOU ARE DIFFERENT. If you simply tell her you don't have the qualities that she dislikes about her boyfriend then she'll see right through your guise. If she expresses displeasure that he is not mindful of her then you need to put her want/needs first. If he doesn't treat her like a lady, they you need to open doors. If he cuts her off, let her talk. If he doesn't care about her opinions, you ask for her input.... that sort of thing. Soon she will realize that all the faults her BF has you do not have. Couple this with your own naturally steller character and she'll come to the conclusion that you are the better choice for boyfriend.
She will soon thereafter dump her boyfriend and come running to you about it. Give her a short, repeat SHORT, period of time to lament the loss of her past relationship but be ready to move right on into dating... as this is what she's now hoping for. If you wait too long she'll think you're not interested.
This method is how I stole my now wife from her then boyfriend of 2 years. So long as she is not 100% satisfied in her relationship this will work.
Happy hunting,
Moral Hazard |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
Dear Miami,
I was doubting the scene down here for a while since trance was like a ghost because of dumbass club owners not bringing in the good talents...I have to apologize because after the new events I've seen coming up I have to say I am WOWED!!
Thank you Nocturnal for bringing in Blank + Jones for NYE!! OMFG
Thank you Space for bringing in Christopher Lawrence along with Ferry on 12.10
Trance has come BACK to Miami!! I couldn't be happier! :eyes: :eyespop: :disbelief
One happy ass girl,
Lis <3 |
Dear Lisandra,
I thought you would be a cool chick to hang out with and make out with, but after reading your letter to Miami, I have my doubts. TRANCE? It could never work. We can still be friends on TA though:p
Slylee |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Greg,
Taking a girl away from an existing boyfriend is not difficult, especially if she is not happy with him. In order to succeed in this you need the girl to trust you (somewhat at least). It would seem from the above that you have probably already acheived this in part. Subsequently, we can skip that portion.
Your next plan of attack should be to get her to talk about her boyfriend and their relationship to you. You want to keep her focused on the things she dislikes about him and the relationship. If she expresses outrage or displeasure about something you need to agree with her and identify with her (let her know you know how she feels and that you would feel the same). TAKE VERY CLOSE NOTE of what she dislikes, you need this information for your next step.
While continuing to make opportunities to talk to her about her boyfriend and relationship you also want to highlight all the ways you are opposite to her boyfriend. NOTE, SHOW, NOT TELL, SHOW HER HOW YOU ARE DIFFERENT. If you simply tell her you don't have the qualities that she dislikes about her boyfriend then she'll see right through your guise. If she expresses displeasure that he is not mindful of her then you need to put her want/needs first. If he doesn't treat her like a lady, they you need to open doors. If he cuts her off, let her talk. If he doesn't care about her opinions, you ask for her input.... that sort of thing. Soon she will realize that all the faults her BF has you do not have. Couple this with your own naturally steller character and she'll come to the conclusion that you are the better choice for boyfriend.
She will soon thereafter dump her boyfriend and come running to you about it. Give her a short, repeat SHORT, period of time to lament the loss of her past relationship but be ready to move right on into dating... as this is what she's now hoping for. If you wait too long she'll think you're not interested.
This method is how I stole my now wife from her then boyfriend of 2 years. So long as she is not 100% satisfied in her relationship this will work.
Happy hunting,
Moral Hazard |
Moral,
I must sincerely thank you for the advice. while some of it i knew before, a refresher course is always good, But i must ask,
Isn't there just a button i can press? this seems like quite a lot of work....at least for a girl i just wanna get some poosey from. oh and i dont even know who her boyfreind is, ive only seem him once, and im sure unless he knows karate or some , hed prolly be intimidated by me, thus telling his girl not to talk to me, furthering her dissatisfaction in the relationship.
It's good to see it all in writing tho.
CHeers,
Zgred. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Moral,
I must sincerely thank you for the advice. while some of it i knew before, a refresher course is always good, But i must ask,
Isn't there just a button i can press? this seems like quite a lot of work....at least for a girl i just wanna get some poosey from. oh and i dont even know who her boyfreind is, ive only seem him once, and im sure unless he knows karate or some , hed prolly be intimidated by me, thus telling his girl not to talk to me, furthering her dissatisfaction in the relationship.
It's good to see it all in writing tho.
CHeers,
Zgred. |
Greg,
There is a magic button.... it's called the clit, but you have to rub it (gently) not push it. Trust me, she'll forget about her boyfriend.... for a little while anyway.
Best regards,
Moral Hazard |
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