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| Vivid Boy |
dear i cant even remember ur name right now hahahaha
i dumped u in highschool and u craved the so much u got a caryola crayon stuck in ur snatch.............truestory |
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| Ripped Bag |
Dear Sarah,
I'm glad we broke up and lost contact.
Peace |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
dear i cant even remember ur name right now hahahaha
i dumped u in highschool and u craved the so much u got a caryola crayon stuck in ur snatch.............truestory |
dear eric,
so that's how big it is?
:wtf:
we all knew it,
lunasea |
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| LuNaSeA |
dear overly helpful guy in borders named craig,
i've met you a few times and i have to say, i can't forget you because you're weird looking. you're really fat and you have blond curly hair, you wear glasses and a HUGE mark on the back/side of your neck. wtf is that??? a birthmark? a port wine stain? just curious. i think you should get a raise because you're such a good worker and kind to the customers, especially the people that treat you badly. thanks for all your help with the books time and time again. and no, i'm not single, but you seem like you'd be a good friend. see ya round.
sincerely,
daniela |
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| LuNaSeA |
dear guy who wrenched my torso in jiu jitsu 2 weeks ago:
YOU!
. i hope one day i'll get good enough to whoop your dumb ass.
love,
daniela |
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| Vlad |
Dear Danifer,
Half way through that read, the letter sounded like a masterful setup for a major blowoff. But than it got all sentimental and emotional and all mushy and stuff.
*thumbs down*
The,
Vladifer |
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| Ygrene |
Dear Mom,
Miss you every day!
-Son |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Dear Danifer,
Half way through that read, the letter sounded like a masterful setup for a major blowoff. But than it got all sentimental and emotional and all mushy and stuff.
*thumbs down*
The,
Vladifer |
Dear Vladifer,
I have a soft spot for fat guys. Cuz i used to be one. uh, minus the guy part.
and by the way, I've blown you off so many times you've finally given up asking me out. doesn't that count for enough? 
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Danifer |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
Dear Vladifer,
I have a soft spot for fat guys. Cuz i used to be one. uh, minus the guy part.
and by the way, I've blown you off so many times you've finally given up asking me out. doesn't that count for enough?
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Danifer |
Dear Danifer,
Thanks for PWNING the out of me.
*goes off crying*
Vladif....... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
dear eric,
so that's how big it is?
:wtf:
we all knew it,
lunasea |
dear luna
want to get a closer look?
from ur pal
eric |
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| LuNaSeA |
Dear Paul van Dyk,
What the ?
Why have you been so horrible in the past 2 years?
Why do you feel the need to play the same version of Nothing But You three times a night?
Why do you play the same ing tracklist for 2 years straight?
Sure, I love James Holden, but don't you think playing the 93 Returning Remix of Nothing in almost every set is a BIT much?
And what the happened with Reflections? Jan Johnston is great, but aren't there 982954387 other vocalists that could have done at least 1 or 2 other tracks on that sorry excuse of an album?? You just got lazy there you mofo.
Oh! and don't you get 100+ promos a day to listen to? Can't you pick out some QUALITY tunes for chrissake?
You gave me some of the best nights of my life. Twilo in June 2000 was one of them. Remeber the picture we took together at Creamfields? Yea, I framed it. I still have it because somewhere i secretly hope you will go back to being the Paul i know and loved so deeply-- because your music changed my life. I used to love you but I left you a long time ago. And I took a bunch of your most beloved fans with me. Because you forgot about us, Paul.
And for the record, the bitch Natascha has brainwashed your ass and made in a greedy POS.
Oh, and you know what? Your set at the Cream Closing Party @ Amnesia was you WORST SET EVER. i hope as the bus comes, you finally get your ass knocked out you half-ass jaded ty laptop dj you. you and the Vandit Crew.
Peace out nigga bitch.
Love,
Your former stalker,
Daniela |
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| Vivid Boy |
dear luna,
i already know ur come back is going to be, "ill need a very very very close look to see it thats for sure." so dont bother. remember u cant diss a disser.
eric |
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