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| Vivid Boy |
dear penis,
if it wasnt for u, id have nothing to wake up to in the morning no goals, no wood no wet dreams. i love you
just please stop burning when i pee
love
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| jonze234 |
Dear My Bosses,
thanks for everyone taking friday off of work so i could read through this thread without worrying about you guys.
Jonze |
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| jonze234 |
Dear Fozzy Bear,
can you help me find Waukesha on the map?
Thanks
Jonze
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| jonze234 |
dear TA Classic Threads Forum,
will you please accept the MSPaint Battle thread? |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Dear Fozzy Bear,
can you help me find Waukesha on the map?
Thanks
Jonze
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Hahaha, I grew up in Waukesha. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Dear Fozzy Bear,
can you help me find Waukesha on the map?
Thanks
Jonze
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
good job, Private Jonze... i knew you'd find a way to post that in the CORe! ;) |
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| prolikewhoa |
dear gareth
i didn't expect you to pay it. i'm trying to get a job. hopefully office ing depot will call me in for an interview. if nothing else, maybe TA can set up a "send amelia to WMC because she's a poor college student" fund.
dear COR
please set up a "send amelia to WMC because she's a poor college student" fund.
love,
pro |
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| Slylee |
Dear Erika,
I had a semi-lesbian type of crush on you in middle school and high school. You were like the most popular and pretty girl in school and we were best friends for 7th and 8th grade and I used to think about you in sexual ways, but it didn't last long. It wasn't like major stuff...just making out and that sort of thing. I think it was just because I hadn't discovered boys yet and I was just a really perverted person and in that "experimental" stage, but I had a mild obsession with you.
Jamie
Dear Josh,
You are seriously the biggest joke of a person i have ever met in my entire life. I love how you compulsively lie to every single person you talk to, pretending to be some sort of "golden boy" at UM. I'm sure the only reason why you are even there is because of mommy and daddy's money donated to the school. Let's see, you're premed AND prelaw, yet you were only "in class" about 2 days a week. And from what I've heard, you've been working towards your undergrad for about 4 years. I love how you insist that your rich family doesn't help you out financially at all, yet you drive around in your stupid little corvette as a "file clerk". Unless you're dealing drugs, i don't see how you can afford your lifestyle. I honestly don't know how your dumb naive girlfriend of 7 years listens to your and lies either. You are a lying manipulative bastard and I never believed a word out of your mouth. Oh yea, and you're an ugly, puny little weisle too. The only reason why any of those stupid little slutty 18 year olds would call you and hang out with you is because they're too dumb to realize what you are...a goddamn loser . You used to make me almost vomit from listening to your phone calls day after day after day at work. I'm so glad i don't work with you any more. Not that you were ever there working anyway.
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| lücid |
dear Sander and Lee,
thank you for your latest compilation. it's soooo good! i promise i'll buy it when it's released.
peace love & beats,
myra |
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| dj_bas |
Dear Technology,
Please become advanced enough to the point where I can send tangible items over the internet. Just imagine, being able to send drugs to your cell phone whilst inside the club. Ahh man...it would be badass.
Weed Dreams,
Bas |
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| dj_bas |
Dear Myra,
Send me that !!
What the ?
Bas |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Myra,
Send me that !!
What the ?
Bas |
dear Bas,
get on MSN!
<3 myra
p.s. or i could yousendit |
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