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| inconspicuous |
dear jfk pastry,
upon first glance, your sig appears to include a chick fil a plane.
a confused northerner |
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| Oreoh142 |
Time for a more serious dear;
Dear Mom,
Stop trying to talk bad about my dad. I know your bribing me to move back in with you with a car, but I don't car. Nothing you can do will ever be enough to repay for cheating on dad with an illegal mexican who is younger than two of your daughters.
Dear Dad,
I don't care that you went to the naval academy, your dad was a pilot, his dad was a pilot. I don't want to be one. Let it go.
Dear Sister,
Stop playing the pity card at school with your epilepsy. I don't give a , you brought it on yourself with all the drugs that you did when you were young.
Oreoh142 |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jfk-pilot
Dear Russkii jew
Yea its not much, and thats how much they charge at my flight school, iono about the rates at the los angeles area flight schools tho.
signed,
stanislav yuravich dmitreyev **woot**:haha: |
haha ing hardcore russian name. mine is boring. i dont even know how to spell it in russian but with english alphabet. lol
signed
benjamin joseph gray (and i dunno what the last name was before they emmigrated. its been lost somewhere in records and my father doesnt know what it was. nor does he have a history that shows it. :( sucks!) |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Oreoh142
I know your bribing me to move back in with you with a car, but I don't car. |
I lold. |
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| jfk-pilot |
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
jfk pastry |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Oreoh142
Dear Mom,
... Nothing you can do will ever be enough to repay for cheating on dad with an illegal mexican who is younger than two of your daughters. |
dear oreo
that bit was spicy. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Oreoh142
Dear Mom,
Stop trying to talk bad about my dad. I know your bribing me to move back in with you with a car, but I don't car.
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Of course you don't. |
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| Oreoh142 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Of course you don't. |
Dear Frenchie
i dont carE |
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| jfk-pilot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Oreoh142
Time for a more serious dear;
Dear Mom,
Stop trying to talk bad about my dad. I know your bribing me to move back in with you with a car, but I don't 
Oreoh142 |
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| iclone |
dear jfk-pilot,
i'll go up with you, but i already have my license so it really only counts as a re-qual. anyway. screw these bimbos. i can't wait to do stalls again.
again bearing her first class medical,
iclone |
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| Lira |
Dear Insomnia,
I can't sleep, something's all over me,
Greasy, insomnia please release me,
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,
Tearing off tights with my teeth.
But there's no relief,
I'm wide awake in my kitchen,
It's black and I'm lonely,
Oh, if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I need to get some sleep,
I can't get no sleep....
- Sleepy Lira |
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| iclone |
dear lira,
:stongue: thanks for kicking off my hump day :p
-iclone |
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