|
Dear __________, (pg. 22)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| jonSun |
Dear Whores,
You ROCK! |
|
|
| dj_bas |
dear rob's website,
stop being a stubborn **** so i can upload my set!
ing die!
bas |
|
|
| Omega_Blue |
dear nicole,
i should have ed the out of you when i had the chance.
....and your friend. but you ed with my head. that.
it's something i regret every day of my life. and now i hear you're emo and you make your own clothes or something. whatever. |
|
|
| BTG |
dear parents.
smoke a joint. |
|
|
| jonSun |
Dear Dad,
Please pay me & fire me. I need some free time to party again.
Yours Truly, Jonny |
|
|
| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Dear Whores,
You ROCK! |
well, you rule then
 |
|
|
| kr00t0n |
Dear Weekend
Get here quicker mofo!
G
Dear Amelia
I dunno if I can afford that :(
G xx |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
Dear Heidi/Helga/whatever you name was,
You probably don't remember me well given the circumstances under which we met and the excessively brief period in which were part of each other's lives. To refresh your memory; we met at a club (The Flying Dog), you were pissed to the gills, I was rolling balls, we got kicked out of the club because we were being "too affectionate" (since when is getting a handjob on the dancefloor a bad thing). Following that we went to your place and got "too affectionate" for real.
Does any of this sound familure?.... you were really drunk and I bailed before you woke up so I can't be certain you remember. At any rate, I had a real good time that night except for one thing. Since you were drunk you fell asleep right after we were done. I was E'ed up so sleep was not an option. At any rate, after you passed out I went to take a piss and nearly scared myself to death. I thought I had killed you. My penis was covered in blood, my hands were covered in blood and when I saw myself in the mirror my face looked like a lion's after devourering a gazelle. I freaked out and ran back to the bedroom to make sure you were alive.... you were and it didn't look like you were injured. I figured I had just hallucinated. I went back to the bathroom and checked the mirror... nope not a hallucination, I was covered in blood. I washed myself off and while doing so it hit me.... you were on your period. Now, I don't have a problem banging chicks on their periods but WTF, you let me go down on you.... that's not cool. A warning would have been nice. Do you have any idea how freaky it is to see yourself covered in smeared blood whilst all sketched out on amphetamines? It's F*CKED UP!!! Don't ever do that to anyone ever again!
Best regards,
Moral Hazard
P.S. What were you taking Amoxicillen for? |
|
|
| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dear Heidi/Helga/whatever you name was,
You probably don't remember me well given the circumstances under which we met and the excessively brief period in which were part of each other's lives. To refresh your memory; we met at a club (The Flying Dog), you were pissed to the gills, I was rolling balls, we got kicked out of the club because we were being "too affectionate" (since when is getting a handjob on the dancefloor a bad thing). Following that we went to your place and got "too affectionate" for real.
Does any of this sound familure?.... you were really drunk and I bailed before you woke up so I can't be certain you remember. At any rate, I had a real good time that night except for one thing. Since you were drunk you fell asleep right after we were done. I was E'ed up so sleep was not an option. At any rate, after you passed out I went to take a piss and nearly scared myself to death. I thought I had killed you. My penis was covered in blood, my hands were covered in blood and when I saw myself in the mirror my face looked like a lion's after devourering a gazelle. I freaked out and ran back to the bedroom to make sure you were alive.... you were and it didn't look like you were injured. I figured I had just hallucinated. I went back to the bathroom and checked the mirror... nope not a hallucination, I was covered in blood. I washed myself off and while doing so it hit me.... you were on your period. Now, I don't have a problem banging chicks on their periods but WTF, you let me go down on you.... that's not cool. A warning would have been nice. Do you have any idea how freaky it is to see yourself covered in smeared blood whilst all sketched out on amphetamines? It's F*CKED UP!!! Don't ever do that to anyone ever again!
Best regards,
Moral Hazard
P.S. What were you taking Amoxicillen for? |
:wtf: |
|
|
| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dear Heidi/Helga/whatever you name was,
You probably don't remember me well given the circumstances under which we met and the excessively brief period in which were part of each other's lives. To refresh your memory; we met at a club (The Flying Dog), you were pissed to the gills, I was rolling balls, we got kicked out of the club because we were being "too affectionate" (since when is getting a handjob on the dancefloor a bad thing). Following that we went to your place and got "too affectionate" for real.
Does any of this sound familure?.... you were really drunk and I bailed before you woke up so I can't be certain you remember. At any rate, I had a real good time that night except for one thing. Since you were drunk you fell asleep right after we were done. I was E'ed up so sleep was not an option. At any rate, after you passed out I went to take a piss and nearly scared myself to death. I thought I had killed you. My penis was covered in blood, my hands were covered in blood and when I saw myself in the mirror my face looked like a lion's after devourering a gazelle. I freaked out and ran back to the bedroom to make sure you were alive.... you were and it didn't look like you were injured. I figured I had just hallucinated. I went back to the bathroom and checked the mirror... nope not a hallucination, I was covered in blood. I washed myself off and while doing so it hit me.... you were on your period. Now, I don't have a problem banging chicks on their periods but WTF, you let me go down on you.... that's not cool. A warning would have been nice. Do you have any idea how freaky it is to see yourself covered in smeared blood whilst all sketched out on amphetamines? It's F*CKED UP!!! Don't ever do that to anyone ever again!
Best regards,
Moral Hazard
P.S. What were you taking Amoxicillen for? |
holy . i will be laughing at this for the rest of the day.
SUCKER!
:stongue: |
|
|
| Slylee |
Dear Chad,
I know I used to "jokefully" and relentlessly flirt with you at work, but I just wanted you to know that I was dead serious. I had the biggest crush on you and sexually fantasized about us all the time. Whenever we were on the same shift or I found out we were going to be working together, I would get so excited. All those little "Do you like me? Circle Yes or No" and "Priscilla wants to know if you think I'm hot" notes definitely had some truth in them. You (aside from my new boyfriend now) are like the dictionary definition of my "type". Tall, lean dark hair dark eyes, dimples...oh my god. I heard from your friends that you have a thing for skinny blondes too and that made me so happy. Why didn't we ever have wild, passionate, uninhibited sex? Oh yea, I had a serious boyfriend. Maybe that's why you always just shrugged off my flirting as jokes. Remember that one time we were walking around the restaurant together and I was like, "Chad, we need to talk...about where we're going to have our wedding" and I gave you that psycho obsessed stare and you cracked up? Yea I was serious even though I said, "HAHAHA just playin". I let you think that obviously since I had a boyfriend. Don't get me wrong, I loved my boyfriend, but holy you were so hot and cute and shy. I wanted to eat you up. I have a boyfriend now who is actually just as hot as you, and I'm very happy...but if things don't work out, i will hunt you down and make you mine.
Sincerely,
Jamie |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
^^^^
Dear Chad,
Way to be oblivious ya dumb ! Dude you so could have nailed her! Idiot!
Warmest wishes,
Moral Hazard |
|
|
|
|
