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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Dear Chrissi,
I suck at algebra. So Ian and Juan would equal 2 Jans?
-Jonze |
Mr. Jonze
I believe the correct equazion here would be (Ian + Jan) to the exponent 0 = Juan |
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| Echo of Silence |
Dear Moral,
So, Ian and Jan are gay?
:eyespop:
Love Chrissi |
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| Ian^ |
dear chrissi.
in the bum tonight my angel ;)
Ian xx |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
dear chrissi.
in the bum tonight my angel ;)
Ian xx |
Dear Ian,
Enjoy the fantasy. Remember, I have curly red hair and big bazooks.
And in fantasyland, I'm a shemale!
Bend over now, sweetums!
xoxoxo
Love,
Chrissi |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Dear Moral,
So, Ian and Jan are gay?
:eyespop:
Love Chrissi |
Dearest Chrissi,
In reference to your queery about the sexual orientation of Ian and Jan I must advise that I believe you have extropolated meaning from my post that was neither intended or alluded to. I cannot comment with regard to the sexual preferences of these individuals as I have no basis for any such conclusion. Subsequently, I remain without prejudice on this issue and unequivically deny making allegations regarding The Ghey as it pertains to Ian and Jan. It is my recommendation that you ally yourself to a similar position as to avoid any allegations of libel or slander.
We trust that you will understand our position and we refer you to Ian and Jan for any further inquiries with regard to their sexuality.
Warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
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| montana |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
dear tony
jan is dating your sister, thought you'd wanna know.
xx |
no, she is pretty married |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dearest Chrissi,
In reference to your queery about the sexual orientation of Ian and Jan I must advise that I believe you have extropolated meaning from my post that was neither intended or alluded to. I cannot comment with regard to the sexual preferences of these individuals as I have no basis for any such conclusion. Subsequently, I remain without prejudice on this issue and unequivically deny making allegations regarding The Ghey as it pertains to Ian and Jan. It is my recommendation that you ally yourself to a similar position as to avoid any allegations of libel or slander.
We trust that you will understand our position and we refer you to Ian and Jan for any further inquiries with regard to their sexuality.
Warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
Dear Moral
You have no worries from my presence, as I am very happily straight, and nowhere near ghey, not even Metro :)
Jan i can't speak for ;)
Ian |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dearest Chrissi,
In reference to your queery about the sexual orientation of Ian and Jan I must advise that I believe you have extropolated meaning from my post that was neither intended or alluded to. I cannot comment with regard to the sexual preferences of these individuals as I have no basis for any such conclusion. Subsequently, I remain without prejudice on this issue and unequivically deny making allegations regarding The Ghey as it pertains to Ian and Jan. It is my recommendation that you ally yourself to a similar position as to avoid any allegations of libel or slander.
We trust that you will understand our position and we refer you to Ian and Jan for any further inquiries with regard to their sexuality.
Warmest regards,
Moral Hazard |
Dear Moral,
Although you are quite skilled verbally, you being a lawyer and what not, I felt that this letter would be funny to try and burn you in. It's "query".
Muahahaahahahaha,
Bas |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Moral,
Although you are quite skilled verbally, you being a lawyer and what not, I felt that this letter would be funny to try and burn you in. It's "query".
Muahahaahahahaha,
Bas |
Dear Bas,
I think, since we were talking bout gayness, queery worked.
I laughed. Gold star for Moral.
Love,
Chrissi |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Dear Moral,
Although you are quite skilled verbally, you being a lawyer and what not, I felt that this letter would be funny to try and burn you in. It's "query".
Muahahaahahahaha,
Bas |
A jolly good morrow to you my dear Bas,
Thank you for correcting me as it would seem I erred in my earlier letter. I most certainly appreciate your assistance. As embarassing as it is to admit I must confess that I am quite poor with regard to spelling. Thankfully, this is not normally a problem of any magnatude as most of my correspondance is dictated and my assistant is quite proficient at transcription. Unfortunately, it would not be practical for me to dictate my postings on this forum so my poor spelling raises it's ugly head from time to time. It would appear that hooked on phonics most certainly did not work for me.
Notwithstanding the above, I should point out that using the misspelling of query (QUEERY) did act as a very good rhetorical device as the subject of my letter was the questionable sexuality of Ian and Jan and my misspelling included the word queer. While this would constitute a well placed pun I can take no credit for it as it was completely unintentional.
Best regards and warmest wishes,
Moral Hazard
P.S. I must advise that I am not a lawyer, I am an insurance (claims) adjuster. While I do deal extensively with litigation and contractual law I have not received a law degree. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Dear Bas,
I think, since we were talking bout gayness, queery worked.
I laughed. Gold star for Moral.
Love,
Chrissi |
Dear Chrissi,
Booo!
Sadly,
Bas :( |
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| trance4life627 |
dear bas,
make me some pot brownies
thank you, kyle |
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