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> >>What I Have Learned
> >>
> >>I've learned that you cannot make
> >>someone love you. All you can do
> >>is stalk them and hope they panic
> >>and give in.
> >>
> >>I've learned that no matter how much I
> >>care, some people are just s.
> >>
> >>I've learned that it takes years to
> >>build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,
> >>not proof, to destroy it.
> >>
> >>I've learned that you can get by on
> >>charm for about fifteen minutes. After that,
> >>you'd better have a big dick or huge .
> >>
> >>I've learned that you shouldn't compare
> >>yourself to others - they are
> >>more ed up than you think.
> >>
> >>I've learned that you can keep puking
> >>long after you think you're finished.
> >>
> >>I've learned that we are responsible for
> >>what we do, unless we are celebrities.
> >>
> >>I've learned that regardless of how hot
> >>and steamy a relationship is at first, the
> >>passion fades, and there had better
> >>be a lot of money to take its place.
> >>
> >>I've learned that sometimes the people
> >>you expect to kick you when you're down,
> >>will be the ones who do.
> >>
> >>I've learned that we don't have to ditch
> >>bad friends, because their dysfunction
> >>makes us feel better about ourselves.
> >>
> >>I've learned that no matter how you try
> >>to protect your children, they will
> >>eventually get arrested and end up in the
> >>local paper.
> >>
> >>I've learned that the people you care
> >>most about in life are taken from you too
> >>soon and all the less important ones
> >>just never go away.
> >>
> >>I've learned to say " 'em if they
> >>can't take a joke" in 6 languages. |
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