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THE OFFICIAL CALIFORNIA PLUS BOOMER 'N WHISKERS THREAD! (pg. 618)
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| getfoul |
Well i just found out that i dont have to go to federal way to help take out a tranny yet so that gives me time to go online.
With the job at mercedes, this is what i am now saving for. |
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| whiskers |
, i accidentally edited this post.
it was supposed to say that our class complained so much, that even being extremely dissatisfied with the test myself, i just had to walk the outta there |
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| whiskers |
| someone make me a sandwich? |
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| whiskers |
blaaaaaah, i just found out that my favorite pair of jeans has a hole in the crotch area... :(
just got this spam email from Just Say Wow that reads "10 husbands, still a virgin" :wtf:
http://www.canada.com/vancouver/the...ad-9273d75b897f
| quote: | | A neighbour, Karia Dearden, told King 5 News that the woman who lived at the home had been corresponding with Hoshowski for some time via the Internet before they decided to meet. |
the funnay |
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| whiskers |
ahaha, funnay
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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| Bondor |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
ahaha, funnay
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
that is stupid. please post things that are whitty and original. thank you. |
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| Boomer187 |
| im with bondor on this one :P |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
I found that very funny whiskers... I dont know about Bondor, he is just just a stick in the mud.
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word on that.
and boomer is just sucking up cuz he can't get laid even by a hooker :haha: |
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| Mebot |
http://www.updater.co.uk/
(A.K.A. what not to say on television....)
you've all prolly seen this already somewhere. Meh
i felt like posting it again just for s and giggles
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
word on that.
and boomer is just sucking up cuz he can't get laid even by a hooker :haha: |
word.
they get all pissed when you tell them you only have a few quarters. |
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