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THE OFFICIAL CALIFORNIA PLUS BOOMER 'N WHISKERS THREAD! (pg. 520)
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| whiskers |
damn, i'm so pissed off, i dreamt that i found 2 ibooks and took them home and they worked... and then i woke up and i didn't have them, stupid dreams, it's always like that.
one time i dreamt that i owned disneyland :p |
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| whiskers |
ahhhhh the dj sammy tribute just came on in winamp, damn you, boomer, NOT what i need in the morning :whip:
no scratch, no snatch |
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| whiskers |
i am a banana
thread unjacked, time for class |
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| DaveSZ |
Man I'm so neurotic I swear lol.
I just felt so depressed about an hour ago, and now I don't. I don’t feel happy, but I feel strangely contented…
Actually thinking about all those people in Madrid makes me feel worse again, so I need to take my mind of my negative thinking that is poisoning my state of mind.
It's hard for me to know when I am depressed and when it's just a mood swing, because the threshold for me is so blurred, the feeling identical.
I guess I’ve just been in different degrees of depression since I was about 11 years old.
I refuse to self medicate with pot or alcohol, because I’ve seen what that can do to friends and relatives. I also refuse to take any psychotropic antidepressants, anti-anxiety drugs, or the like, but maybe that’s not very wise on my part.
I think I might be hitting the wall though right now, but I hope it will pass. I didn't sleep last night...
Maybe it’s because I’m going to a protest on Padre Island this weekend, and I’m afraid of getting arrested. No, it’s deeper then that. A deeper uncertainty.
Ok then, since I’m in a neurotic state of mind, my neurosis has settled on a plan.
We, the Cali+Boomers thread, shall embark on a contest of Seinfeldian proportions and inspirations.
We the Cali+Boomers thread, if all parties are in agreement, shall henceforth decide the winner of the first annual Cali+ Boomers Masturbatorathon® contest by discovering how many orgasms we as individuals can achieve in a 24 hr period!
I fully expect the women to trounce the men in this epic battle royale, but we men must maintain our fortitude and can, perhaps, pull off an upset!
We the Cali+Boomers thread shall rely on the honesty of all those involved to reveal the winner.
The 24 hour period starts from the first orgasm onward until the clock runs out!
The winner will receive…
They’ll get something, but I haven’t decided yet…
Oh! They shall receive an all-purpose, glow in the dark, freak out your grandma, bites the mailman, pink hippo lamp!
Beat that Bob Barker!
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Lol, what a silly idea this is, but it’s what popped into my head. Echo, I should start talking to myself like you do.:) :clown: |
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| Echo of Silence |
I feel really really really depressed right now. And my mind is racing. I hate that. I dunno...maybe it's because I have finals and I want to go home and I want to scream but everyone's asleep and even if I did scream and woke everyone up, I wouldn't be able to explain why I am so totally upset because I don't even understand it myself...
Anyway, one of my roommates did that to us one night during midterms. We were all sleeping and she must have just been stressing out with no one to talk to and she just unleashed a blood curdling scream that scared all of us and probably woke up half of our building. Well, at least she had a group of groggy friends (who were all a little pissed at being jerked out of dreamland) to listen and assuage her fears. Eh, I think we finished a paper for her that night.
Dave, your Masturbatorathon sounds like fun! :D
I think you forget her highness the QUEEN OF ORGASMS lives in this thread!! hehe
I'll find the perfect home for the glow in the dark freaks out your grandma bites the mailman pink hippo lamp! :D |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
I think you forget her highness the QUEEN OF ORGASMS lives in this thread!! hehe
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I was waiting to quote someone else, but then I caught this gem.
Im gonna sit and stare at the words a little longer....then make my immature jokes/demands :). |
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| Echo of Silence |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
GOOD MORNING, CALIFORNIA PLUS BOOMERS 'WHISKERS!
What is the difference between being playful and being flirtatious? |
its all in the eyes of the guy. Ive had both happen and get different results. If a guy wants you, its flirting, if for some odd reason the thought has not crossed his mind, playful.
so girls are screwed there.
I remember this one lass, she had to practically rape me to get my attention, I didn't mind. |
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| whiskers |
wtf, why is everyone so depressed? :(
as for the Masturbatorathon... i'll pass... if i felt really angry, maybe, but still unlikely.
the most i've ever done in 24 hours was 3 but more is just taking the fun out it... i'll do more when i have a girl helping me ;) :p
stop being depressed, damn it :mad:
dave, stop caring about world issues and care about yourself for a change. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
wtf, why is everyone so depressed? :(
as for the Masturbatorathon... i'll pass... if i felt really angry, maybe, but still unlikely.
the most i've ever done in 24 hours was 3 but more is just taking the fun out it... i'll do more when i have a girl helping me ;) :p
stop being depressed, damn it :mad:
dave, stop caring about world issues and care about yourself for a change. |
lol, yeah for real dave, it may be appealling to be like jesus, but you need some dave time.
remember maslows hierarchy of needs, you need to be satisfied before everyone else. :).
and only 3 times.....well I can't beat it (no pun intended) but my old roommate murdered it, his record was 7. |
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| Boomer187 |
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Yes, and yes....its all loaded. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
and only 3 times.....well I can't beat it (no pun intended) but my old roommate murdered it, his record was 7. |
dude, i once thought, is it really possible? so then i went and did it 3 times in like 2 hours... that left me what... 22 hours more? hehe, i have my principles to cling to, you know ;)
besides, it starts hurting after a while. |
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