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THE OFFICIAL CALIFORNIA PLUS BOOMER 'N WHISKERS THREAD! (pg. 469)
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| whiskers |
hmmm, what happened to montie?
what happened to this thread?
what happened to me?
ho hum. where's the window? 4th floor. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Emil
Boomer,
You ever gone to the mustang ranch, or someplace similar? |
nope. Would be cool to check out, just to say I have. But I have no desire to pay for booty.
I hear some girls ther are pretty darn hot. |
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| Emil |
Jesus walks into an inn, and tells the innkeeper, "I have 3 nails, can you put me 'up' for the night?"
:stongue: :haha: |
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| Emil |
How the Jews got the 10 Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said:
I have Commandments for you that will make your
lives better."
And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said:
"They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So he went to the Blacks and said :
I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said:
- "Honor thy Father and Mother."
- "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
So He went to the Mexicans and said:
I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said:
- "Thou shalt not steal."
- "Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said:
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
"The French wanted an example and the Lord said:
"Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested.
He went to the Jews and said:
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10." |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
| i dont find any of that offensive becuase im not relgious or one of the races poked fun at... but im sure some people would be pissed off... |
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| montie |
| 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all good children go to heaven |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
hmmm, what happened to montie?
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i got beat up by an garden gnome that was disguised as an internet elf
mr. squirrel and boomer sound like they had awsome nights this weekend.
my friday night was crazy
but now i go sleepy |
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| getfoul |
i was pissed off because fox put up jar jar binks instead of homer and bart:whip: :whip:
that was only redeemed because my TOOL live torrent finally finished, Live november 21st 2002. Whole 2 hour show. |
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| jdat |
Boomer sounds like you had a blast :D
how much dolla dolla did you have at the beginning of the night ? :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
by the way, since you're whoring in here too, when's the next time you're going on tour and showing up in NYC, john? ;) |
I'll be in nyc friday 12th for jvm diggers sasha and sat 13th for holden
I'll also be in baltimore end of march for a wedding but cause it'll be done super early I'm gonna have to do something else in DC I think.
I found this!
John Debo Friday 03/26/04 Rise (BA)
Chris Fortier & Sean Cusick Saturday 03/27/04 Sonar (Baltimore)
Now I need to know if the wedding is friday or saturday ( which obviously will be sat ) |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
Dave- WHY the hell haven't you been on MSN?! :whip: I've been looking for you on it. GRRRR! */failed attempt at a scary mean face*
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LOL sorry. :D |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
LOL sorry. :D |
liar :p |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
how much dolla dolla did you have at the beginning of the night ? :haha:
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started with $40, then I doubled $20 at blackjack before one club...so I had $60. Then later I doubled another $20 at roulette.....somehow only have $10 now.
last night I fell asleep so early and now I am just wakin up....I am wrecked. well time for schol :P. |
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