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THE OFFICIAL CALIFORNIA PLUS BOOMER 'N WHISKERS THREAD! (pg. 453)
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
You wouldn't believe.
Which car company do you work for?
A major one. |
on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
listen to me carefully. my eyes are open.
oxygen gets you high. when you're high you stop fighting, you accept your fate.
it's not love or anything, but i think i like you, too
"go ahead. ask me. no, really, ask." i memorized it. the ask quote is from "survivor" |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
desperate |
nicely put, but not quite what i was looking for |
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| Mebot |
i guess since the new thing here is to talk about dreams, heres mine from last night:
I had to write a 7 page paper last night (this is not part of the dream, i really had to) so in my dream i was finishing my paper at night and i had it double-spaced TImes new Roman etc.. then i look at the assignment
and realize my prof wanted 7 pages all single space! so when i highlighted the paper and reduced it to almost 4 pages. and i started freaking out because i couldnt think of anything else to write and it was due in a couple hours. |
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| whiskers |
| hey, boomer, guess what i dreamt about this night... it didn't involve my family... it was someone from this thread... hey, boomie ;) |
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| whiskers |
i just accidentally stumbled upon this in someone's journal:
| quote: | | the thing that sucks about liking someone, is that the way i usually operate is finding people who are interested in me |
WHAT NOW! :tongue2 |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
hey, boomer, guess what i dreamt about this night... it didn't involve my family... it was someone from this thread... hey, boomie ;) |
somehow I am glad there is 2400+ miles between us.
:P. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
somehow I am glad there is 2400+ miles between us.
:P. |
hihihihihihi!
why don't you respond to PMs? |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
hihihihihihi!
why don't you respond to PMs? |
is that a leading question?
I respond to ones I receive. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
is that a leading question?
I respond to ones I receive. |
would you like to receive some? ;) :toothless |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
would you like to receive some? ;) :toothless |
after that dream/nightmare last night.....I am worried. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
after that dream/nightmare last night.....I am worried. |
aww, relax, i'm just playing with you, man
loosen up!
SO THAT I COULD SLIP ONE IN YA HAR HAR HAR |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
aww, relax, i'm just playing with you, man
loosen up!
SO THAT I COULD SLIP ONE IN YA HAR HAR HAR |
I saw that ..coming...
alright, I'll tell ya what, I'll let you be daddy and I'll be mommy......
but mommy wants a blowjob :P. |
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