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Slylee |
Dear craig,
i am becomming more and more obsessed with you every day. i sexually fantasize about you constantly and i already have our kids named and our wedding planned. whenever you send me an email i get so overwhelmed with excitement i can hardly contain myself. oh and if you ever try to leave me, i'll kill you and then i'll kill myself. it'll be romantic.
love,
jamie
dear amanda,
thanks for being such a nice and loyal friend to me while we were in high school. NOT!
ps- are u knocked up again yet?
dear mom,
i love you, but for the love of god, leave me alone and stay out of my business. oh and get over yourself while you're at it.
dear dad,
thanks for helping me pay for college. NOT!
dear stepmom,
thanks for spending all my dad's money so that he is always broke and can't afford to help me pay for college. oh and thank you SO much for all those cheesy ing cheap ass christmas gifts you buy for me and my sister and say are from my dad. do you think i'm stupid? i know my dad's taste and i know the kind of stuff he would pick out for me and a ing stovetop plaster scrambled egg to lay your cooking utensils on is not one of them.
oh yea, you're fat and ugly too.
dear blair,
i'm really sorry for being a stupid, selfish immature bitch of a girlfriend. i swear i had nothing but good intensions. i just needed to grow up a lot (and still do) and i pushed you away because i was scared. i hope you can forgive me some day.
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{b.s.e.} |
dear everyone,
die.
Harley |
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Jackson |
Dear Jamie
Thus thread will become 952 times better if you post nude pics.
Forever Yours
Jackson
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stren |
don't send teh lettar |
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jonze234 |
this has classic written all over it |
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dinoXpress |
Laura,
I still love you
Aly,
I never loved you |
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UWM |
Dear igottaknow,
Please just admit that you're in love with me.
Floorfiller |
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kid nyce |
dear co-worker
I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, there is no where in my title that says SALES ASSISTANT. Do your own ing work, don't use my technical knowledge as leverage to lead projects while secretly demanding me to return presentable results. I can present the results myself, I can lead the projects myself. I know you're threatened by my knowledge so stop ing trying to hold a nigga down and stop making inferior references saying you'll have me do something when you're already CCing me on your ing emails.
And for the record - BOSTON ING SUCKS...NEW YORK FOREVER
ok had to let that one out...thanks sly! |
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dinoXpress |
quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
dear co-worker
I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, there is no where in my title that says SALES ASSISTANT. Do your own ing work, don't use my technical knowledge as leverage to lead projects while secretly demanding me to return presentable results. I can present the results myself, I can lead the projects myself. I know you're threatened by my knowledge so stop ing trying to hold a nigga down and stop making inferior references saying you'll have me do something when you're already CCing me on your ing emails.
And for the record - BOSTON ING SUCKS...NEW YORK FOREVER
ok had to let that one out...thanks sly! |
uh oh... u said nigga. |
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kid nyce |
quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
uh oh... u said nigga. |
uh oh..ur cat is smoking |
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Theresa |
Dear ex boyfriend:
You are a dumbass.
That is all.
Edit: I think this is a Universal letter. Feel free to use it :) |
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igottaknow |
Dear Lord,
plz not another I love Craig thread.
Sincerely,
your humble servant IGK |
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