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| Capitalizt |
| If you are content to live off welfare/disability forever ********, so be it. Many people have tried to help you here. You have rejected honest advice from people who actually HAVE jobs..people who know how to become employed and even people who employ others for a living. Don't be surprised if you never get a real job with such a horrific resume. |
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| ziptnf |
Jesus Christ, don't you people ing realize that he's not going to take any of your advice? This thread can go ahead and die miserably now, he has already stated numerous times that he disagrees with all of the advice given here because he is a ing hardheaded retard who thinks that relationship status, webcam pictures, paper routes, lawncare, elementary schools, and hypnosis bull are important parts of a resume.
Everybody quit trying to help him out and let him find out that he's a total nutcase that can't get a real job on his own. It will be a scary realization when he finds out he's clinically insane. |
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| leph555 |
| Im bored, lets crash his site |
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| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
depends on where he's applying; in korea, for example, it's a necessity. ed up, huh. |
ed up, sure is. All Koreans look the same anyway :D |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I'm sure the the site administrator will love you for that. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Capitalizt
If you are content to live off welfare/disability forever ********, so be it. Many people have tried to help you here. You have rejected honest advice from people who actually HAVE jobs..people who know how to become employed and even people who employ others for a living. Don't be surprised if you never get a real job with such a horrific resume. |
he is the main reason i cringe when im paying my taxes every year..... to think that of the thousands upon thousands of dollars i pay to the federal gov every year that even one cent goes to useless individuals like him makes my hair stand on end....... |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
My response to your quote had nothing to do with the Cln's post of Penetange; rather, I found it incredibly funny that your stated objective is to obtain employment teaching English and then go one to use a terrible contraction "It'd", which is a past tense; coupled with a future tense "happen." One should never mix past and future tense... that's elementary school stuff. So really that's all I was getting at but DUDE... way to give your detractors even more material with your little rant there. |
Sorry man, but I don't really agree. "It'd" is a contraction of "it would" and "would" is a modal auxiliary verb. It changes the semantics to rewrite something like "It did happen" to "It happened" because it loses positive modal shading and becomes a categorical assertion. The dictionary says it's perfectly fine to use "happen" with a future tense verb to indicate possibility or choice:
| quote: | | (used in conditional sentences to express choice or possibility): They would come if they had the fare. |
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/would
Obviously ********'s statement "It'd happen" is a contraction of "It would happen if [x]". |
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| boris_the_bear |
| who bombed my post? :mad: |
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| get nyce |
| i bomb atomically socrates philosophies and hypothesis |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Also who of you teaches English to people? What do you do capitalizt, is your job the type of job I'm aiming for? |
I teach kids how to swim, and Hal teaches kids Tae Kwon Do, and neither of us use hypnosis. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Sorry man, but I don't really agree. "It'd" is a contraction of "it would" and "would" is a modal auxiliary verb. It changes the semantics to rewrite something like "It did happen" to "It happened" because it loses positive modal shading and becomes a categorical assertion. The dictionary says it's perfectly fine to use "happen" with a future tense verb to indicate possibility or choice:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/would
Obviously ********'s statement "It'd happen" is a contraction of "It would happen if [x]". |
I read it as it'd = it had... it had happen does not compute. If he had intended future he should have used it will. |
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| Moral Hazard |
"it will happen if..."
now conditional and far more correct then "it'd happen."
you hardly know how to speak English let alone teach it.
Good luck, Will. |
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