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flamebait resume advice (pg. 4)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
hey hey, what about yummy male bartenders |
bas, holds on to those for impromptu interviews in the bathroom stall. :gsmile: |
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| Schadenfreude |
i want w ashley to have a baby with max graham.
you should also include dick size man.
I can't believe no one used his address and ordered 60 pizzas yet. What do you like on them w? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| So everyone I've shown this resume to has assumed it's a joke. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
So everyone I've shown this resume to has assumed it's a joke. |
that's because they've been plugged into the matrix for too long. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
just because you don't know what Reiki is doesn't mean it makes sense to throw stones at it |
well played |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
well played |
;) |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
NO, no, no pictures on a resume!:whip: |
unless you're applying to be a stripper or porn star |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I love that you look for advice and then reject the only practical advice you receive from exactly the type of person who will be receiving and subsequently shreding your resume. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
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Again, what's the point of asking for advice if all you do is get offended? People have made some pretty constructive criticism, Moral looks at resumes FOR A LIVING. He's trying to help you out and all you do is get upset? :stongue:
You forgot this:
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I don't value your opinion. You are a jackass troll and I pitty the company you hire for in shaping the world to be a worse place to live and work.
This is exactly the opposite of what my professional bodies which give employment advice have stated. Schools hire from specific nationalities, etc..
I do. Those are my memories and experiences, that is who I am. I think that is valid.
Javier will contact me if that is the case. My website has a very small audience so except for s like you and the other TA trolls I'm not overly concerned with those who find my resume link as it is only sent to those whom I advertise my employment to, and while I have had the odd contact from people I havn't sent my resumes too, including for placement information, I am fine with the responses I've gotten to date. I'm not a self repressed individual such as yourself so whatever.
Whatever stuffy job you hire for is likely isn't the type of job I'm looking for regardless, I think we've been over that before. |
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| ziptnf |
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Good luck not having a job, dude. Supermarkets usually hire retards like you. |
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| Import |
| There definitely are some spelling mistakes. However you seem to attack any real help you get so I'll let you find them yourself (With that resume its not like it matters). |
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