Originally posted by bas
Much cleaner and easier to read...those pictures at the bottom are ing hilarious though.
except for the fact that it is still a resume and linking prospective employers to a website that has tin foil hat written all over it and ideas that would make someone not able to enter countries and stuff.
william i will hire you to do lawn care with 2 friends if they have vaginas.
ziptnf
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
william i will hire you to do lawn care with 2 friends if they have vaginas.
Hello, my name is William, I hear you have a few bushes that need to be trimmed?
unce unce unce unce /strips to a leopard g-string
FuzzQi
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Originally posted by ziptnf
Hello, my name is William, I hear you have a few bushes that need to be trimmed?
unce unce unce unce /strips to a leopard g-string
fkn lol :stongue:
Trance Nutter
Your background paragraph is pretty poorly written. Try again.
Also give a 1-2 sentence summary of what your role in your previous emplyment was. Self-employed in services - what the does that mean? Kind of what you have in the brckets, but make it clearer what you did.
And ffs, get rid of your pre-1997 jobs. I wouldn't really even bother having the 97-2001 one there either.
Travel documents? really?
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Keywords: computer literate, hard working, loyal, knowledgeable, fit, owns car
this isn't the lonely hearts column
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*Other references available on request
no.
List 3 primary referees.
Put your executive summary at the start. Thats your sales pitch, everything else is back-up for that.
Schadenfreude
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Originally posted by ziptnf
Hello, my name is William, I hear you have a few bushes that need to be trimmed?
unce unce unce unce /strips to a leopard g-string
my middle name is william, and i don't think that people are out to get me:mad:
it is really Uilleam or Liam but we hate micks here.
Schadenfreude
do my resume..if you are nice i'll post it in english.:p
pkcRAISTLIN
how can you describe yourself as hard working if you've never had a job in nigh on 30 years?
Trance Nutter
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
how can you describe yourself as hard working if you've never had a job in nigh on 30 years?
because he exercises for 1 to 2 hours a day with maybe the odd rest.
Schadenfreude
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Originally posted by Trance Nutter
because he exercises for 1 to 2 hours a day with maybe the odd rest.
with 2 friends.
Schadenfreude
what does javier think about arranged marriages though?
i know a coke machine with your name written all over it.
igottaknow
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
william i will hire you to do lawn care with 2 friends if they have vaginas.
Trance Nutter
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Originally posted by ********
Some have confidentiality clauses.
Theres always a way to work around that. You don't need to go into detail. Election Officer - responsiblities included the compiling and assessment of electoral votes for the 2006 parliamentary elections. Or some like that, I don't know what the you did, but if I was looking at your CV thats information I need.
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Originally posted by ********
Eh, various reasons for not mentioning that in text.
Then you have a problem. You can't leave it as is.
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Originally posted by ********
Those were some of the most backbearking labour I did for next to nothing.
don't care. doesn't matter.
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Originally posted by ********
I don't want to list my other references online as they will not be happy to be contacted. Javier loves hearing from people, especially people with jobs.
You need 3 primary referees. Your primary referees must also previously consent to being put on your CV. You can't just put this bloke on there, you have to explicitly ask "are you happy if I put you on my CV".
You need at least 3. Think outside the box for people who may be able to act as a referee.
Who are you going to supply if they ask for more referees? You must ask those people first, and if they are happy you may as well just put them on your CV anyway.
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Originally posted by ********
What is my executive summary?
your executive summary is your background and career objectives. Its the summary of all of the information in your CV distilled into one paragraph. Thats your sales pitch, thats the part that says "hire me because....."
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Originally posted by ********
I can't go out and just say, hire me bitch, I did stuff.
