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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
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I'm not interested in debating a very hypothetical diagnosis made by a non-professional (myself) in a highly non-clinical setting (this cluster of a thread you started). If you are, I would suggest you take it up with a licensed clinician in a clinical setting. The two of you can come to a decision about whatever-the- might be wrong with you.
System-J has amply demonstrated that you're being clueless when it comes to how you and your communications are equally responsible for other people's interpretation of them. This thread, alone, is ample testimony to that fact, Mr. Ashley. No one in this thread has managed to endure the conflict you seem to have heaped upon yourself by your own invitation; your own invention. No one else seems subject to the volume of magnitudinous misunderstandings you have manufactured for yourself. No one has been subject to the self-aggrandizing assumptions necessary to uphold the multitudinous theses, so tortured under the weight of withering logic.
The fact of the matter is that you have consistently come into conflict with everyone in this thread, that you started with flamebait in the very title of it. You had to know that the outcome of it was that you were going to be flamed. That certainly doesn't demonstrate that you are non-compos-mentis. It does demonstrate that you, at least, have self-awareness enough to come to the highly logical conclusion that you were going to have your ass handed to you because of the bat- crazy tripe you've littered the internet with.
You can choose to ignore statistic, all you want. It's not going to change anything. No one, posting in this forum, is currently in as much conflict with the entire populace of it as much as you are - and that should tell you something, right there. Instead, once again, such a stark and relevant fact is reframed in a very vain attempt to paint yourself in a heroic light.
The fact of the matter is, that on this forum, you exhibit symptoms for multiple personality disorders and syndromes:
Psychosis
Asperger's (or others within the autistic spectrum)
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder related to childhood psychological abuse.
It is what makes you such an appealing target for the scorn you have received. The sum of your behavior is blood in the water that appeals to a sadistic dint just about everyone harbors and, although I do find myself trying to, you are a very, very difficult person to like.
Get some ing help, for God's sake. My honest conclusion about you is that you are a very intelligent person whose mind is folded in on itself. Your intentions seem to be noble. Your heart seems to be in the right place. Your head, however, seems to be a maze of cobwebs; logic inverted in on itself of ad hoc rules created for one traumatic instance now applied to the full breadth of your experience and decision making and trapped, seemingly forever, in a shroud of delusions which serve to filter the grim, meat-hook reality awaiting you every moment you're awake.
Or, at least, for me it seems that way and I certainly don't want anything you've got. Your existence, to my mind, is a living hell but then Aldous Huxley could argue to the contrary. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| you should all become ing writers! |
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| w_ashley |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
I'm not interested in debating a very hypothetical diagnosis made by a non-professional (myself) in a highly non-clinical setting (this cluster of a thread you started). If you are, I would suggest you take it up with a licensed clinician in a clinical setting. The two of you can come to a decision about whatever-the- might be wrong with you. |
My advice to you would be to keep your mouth shut unless you have substantiated reasons to slander someone.
| quote: | | System-J has amply demonstrated |
That is a moot point.
| quote: | | that you're being clueless when it comes to how you and your communications are equally responsible for other people's interpretation of them. |
It isn't equal. My language is standard English, and unless you are all just alts posting from some non English country trying to interpret my language translated through a language translator, I highly doubt the validity of that statement.
That is it right there; you are making something more than it is. I going out mushroom hunting turns into - he is all on psychedelics!
And myself posting a picture of myself turns into - lets make fun of his body.
Clearly it is not my communication that is being misinterpreted, it is responses which are wholly behaviour that wouldn't be acceptable between strangers in society, and is downright insulting, lacking total disregard for the other person.
| quote: | | This thread, alone, is ample testimony to that fact, Mr. Ashley. |
That is a moot point.
| quote: | | No one in this thread has managed to endure the conflict you seem to have heaped upon yourself by your own invitation; your own invention. |
How so? I actually knew that posting something generally harmless would attract and be attack by the trolls, true, but this does not mean that I heaped it on myself. You are ignoring people's behaviour and they are the real root of the conflict. My initial post doesn't contain anything but a simple request for advice. This quickly turned into attacks against me. So saying I heaped it on myself is patently preposterous.
| quote: | | No one else seems subject to the volume of magnitudinous misunderstandings you have manufactured for yourself. |
How so?
| quote: | | No one has been subject to the self-aggrandizing assumptions necessary to uphold the multitudinous theses, so tortured under the weight of withering logic. |
Then why bring it up. :)
| quote: | | The fact of the matter is that you have consistently come into conflict with everyone |
Not true. There are one or two people that I had no issue with as they were generally respectful, and I didn't have issue with. Butterfly was one poster who didn't illicit conflict. Actually there were only a couple conflicts appearing. For example moral hazard contacting people I know to investigate me, and contacting his police buddy to harass me. I didn't make that conflict; he is the one who escalated the situation. If you want to say my initial response is critical how about we repost it and examine what really occurred.
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in this thread, that you started with flamebait in the very title of it. |
Yeah because I knew it would attract the trolls and people trying to start crap with me. You say self fulfilling prophesy, I say insight.
| quote: | | You had to know that the outcome of it was that you were going to be flamed. |
Dude, how long have you been on this site?
| quote: | | That certainly doesn't demonstrate that you are non-compos-mentis. It does demonstrate that you, at least, have self-awareness enough to come to the highly logical conclusion that you were going to have your ass handed to you because of the bat- crazy tripe you've littered the internet with. |
only part of that is correct, and it isn’t the ass handing part.
| quote: | | You can choose to ignore statistic, all you want. It's not going to change anything. |
What statistic?
| quote: | | No one, posting in this forum, is currently in as much conflict with the entire populace of it as much as you are |
This is a moot point. Personally I don't see the conflict you are seeing. Perhaps you are being more affected by it than me, so as to see something I'm not?
| quote: | | - and that should tell you something, right there. Instead, once again, such a stark and relevant fact is reframed in a very vain attempt to paint yourself in a heroic light. |
It is called a response to comments, not "reframing". That is how discussion takes place. I'm sorry for saying you don't have a penis. Does that make you feel better now, and we can be friends?
| quote: | | The fact of the matter is, that on this forum, you exhibit symptoms for multiple personality disorders and syndromes: |
That is a moot point.
No. Demonstrate the points of psychosis. People posting up weird pictures of me that they make in photoshop do not prove I am psychotic. If anything it has me question their taste - although some are pretty interesting - others are just lame. I think I need to start grading them and sueing the people making the ones I don't like. Then I can afford to have lots of friends, and I can laugh at all those poor people who can't afford to go out and party high on coke and whores. Yes I know that is a generalization and maybe overly stereotypical of the high rollers life.
| quote: | | Asperger's (or others within the autistic spectrum) |
Just cause I type doesn't mean I have Asperger's.
| quote: | | Narcissistic Personality Disorder |
First I had negative self image now I'm a narcissist?
| quote: | | Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder |
Demonstrate this one.
| quote: | | Borderline Personality Disorder |
How am I borderline?
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Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder related to childhood psychological abuse.
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Where are you drawing that from?
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It is what makes you such an appealing target for the scorn you have received. |
Target for scorn? Why would you target someone to be attacked? That is sort of harassing behaviour. Harassment is the issue not being an easy target.
| quote: | | The sum of your behavior is blood in the water that appeals to a sadistic dint just about everyone harbors and, although I do find myself trying to, you are a very, very difficult person to like. |
Then shut up and don't respond to my posts.
| quote: | | Get some ing help, for God's sake. |
Help for?
| quote: | | My honest conclusion about you is that you are a very intelligent person whose mind is folded in on itself. Your intentions seem to be noble. Your heart seems to be in the right place. |
| quote: | | Your head, however, seems to be a maze of cobwebs; logic inverted in on itself of ad hoc rules created for one traumatic instance now applied to the full breadth of your experience |
What experience am I putting out of proportion or taking out of context?
| quote: | | and decision making and trapped, seemingly forever, in a shroud of delusions which serve to filter the grim, meat-hook reality awaiting you every moment you're awake. |
My life is actually pretty mellow, as I explained above. Stuff that happened 4-5 years ago isn't representative of my life today, but it doesn't mean it didn't happen or that I should accept what was done to me.
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Or, at least, for me it seems that way and I certainly don't want anything you've got. Your existence, to my mind, is a living hell but then Aldous Huxley could argue to the contrary. |
Then don't reply. I live day to day in general contentment. I have some days which are much better, especially those that are better weather or spent at the beach, and those that are not as good, generally days that are in blizzards or confined to procedural administrative tasks. Such is life. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
My advice to you would be to keep your mouth shut unless you have substantiated reasons to slander someone. |
From now on, Mr. Ashley, I am going to be using the same logic you use in arguments with you, in this thread, ONLY. Of course, I am not as hard-working in the area of typing out meandering that goes absolutely no where, makes no sense, and means nothing, but I'll give it the good ol' college try:
Don't slander me by saying that I slandered you, because what I said is true and you don't understand because you're not me and I'm not you and therefore you should just shut the up, because you're a big dummy and you don't have AND a dick, like me - which, by inversion of role-play means you, you ing clueless git! |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
It isn't equal. My language is standard English, and unless you are all just alts posting from some non English country trying to interpret my language translated through a language translator, I highly doubt the validity of that statement.
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Do you genuinely believe that if you speak English, it is impossible for you to state anything ambiguously or unclearly or to omit information? Do you understand the concept of pragmatics in linguistics? The difference between locutionary and illocutionary effects? Deconstruction? Are you really so ing cracked in the mind you cannot comprehend that you can fail to communicate clearly, ever?
Let's try an experiment, because I have a theory here. Earlier in the thread when you were denying the existence of typos in your resume, you were shown this exact image:
You responded with this:
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
If you didn't know already both are accepted usages. They are abbreviations for "electronic mail". E-mail is used by such sites as microsoft live among others. |
This was your failure to correctly interpret the meaning of two words of written English (words you yourself wrote, I might add). Was this a comprehension failure on your part? |
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| boris_the_bear |
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| noikeee |
The odds of you having a trojan on your computer that randomly inserts typos onto the stuff you write on the internet, is ridiculously low and it's insane to assume so. What spyware and trojans usually do is to show adverts; scare people into buying fake anti-virus; delete computer files; or in RARE occasions record everything you write, and send to someone, in search for sensitive information such as internet bank logins.
Most likely you think you have your spell checker activated, but actually don't. Or skipped past a word marked as a typo by distraction. That happens to me all the time despite the fact I'm very focused and anal about typos. That is the most logical explanation, and the fact you think the other paranoid, extremely unlikely hypothesis is the truth, is yet another proof that your mind doesn't work logically. |
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| bas |
| Just brush dem haters off washley, BRUSH EM! |
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| Jackson |
I don't think I have known anyone more irritating than ********.
Seriously, look at the responses you are getting. Everybody and I mean EVERYBODY thinks you are a Douche! Sort it out. |
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| EddieZilker |
| If you people weren't such idiots we could have electric flying car-tractors that were tethered to earth by a complex network of power-railing stationed in a grid formation across the North American Continent. Yeah, and everyone could use those to tend to solar-powered hydroponic sky-scraper farms. Instead, you've chosen to drive your gas-guzzling cars on bumpy, sub-standard roads that no one with any sense would build because they get their money from the government - THE SAME PEOPLE WHO TOOK AWAY MY FREEDOM! /ashley logic |
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