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flamebait resume advice (pg. 2)
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| Schadenfreude |
| or he could just do what i suggested...come on craig, who are we kidding here...no one is going to hire him.:p |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
atleast I have a penis. |
AND a penis. You know what that is, right? |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| What's with the tilted head pics? Put a pic of those great on the cover letter and you'll have that job in no time |
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| Chris Crossland |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
atleast I have a penis. |
You should totally put that on your resume'! |
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| igottaknow |
| Ashley, don't listen to Moral, he's just jealous. The three most important things you want to accomplish are: 1) get the person's attention: you do this nicely with the picture of yourself. 2)Set yourself apart from everyone else: by not following the cookie cutter formula that Moral laid out and that all other applicants will use. 3)Establish a personal contact with your potential employer by providing personal details about yourself. You're not another anonymous person and you're not afraid to lay it all out and tell them everything they need to know and more. You are an out of the box kind of guy and if they don't recognize that then it's their loss. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| and always listen to the fortune cookie. |
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| ziptnf |
| What's the point of asking for advice if you're not going to take it anyways? |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
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I hope you have permission to post that picture.
Also, I'm not being funny, but that's the worst CV I've ever seen. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I'm modifying based on advice.. there is something called good advice and something called advice I don't plan on taking. |
And the qualifications for those two are so murky that they are practically indistinguishable to the lay-person and only ******** is capable of making such distinction. <--- You should put that on your resume' under achievements. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
It is more of a resume than CV hence the resume advice topic line at the top of this thread. |
Still, CV's and resumes share a common ground.
Put yourself in a potential employers shoes, what would you want to see? How would you feel after reading that? |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Still, CV's and resumes share a common ground.
Put yourself in a potential employers shoes, what would you want to see? How would you feel after reading that? |
He'd totally hire himself. What insane person wouldn't? |
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