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flamebait resume advice (pg. 13)
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| Schadenfreude |
so if you are such an expert on resumes william, why are you unemployed?
please tell me it is the system trying to hurt you. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
$20. |
Clearly, your grasp on the art of negotiation is just as tenuous as is your grasp on reality.
| quote: | I knew about the missing punctuation
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Of course you did, Will, of course you did.;) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
please tell me it is the system trying to hurt you. |
If "the system" is keepin' this brotha down then does that make us "the man?" |
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
What is irreverent and why do you think that for a position teaching youth and adults English both in institutional and private settings? |
a resume is meant to have basic general information on your profile (what you have to offer), work experience (5 years tops), academic education and degrees obtained, and skills (IT proficiency, languages spoken, work-related skills relevant to the job you are applying for)
your phone, email, address. PERIOD
| quote: | | Yard care, including gardening and raking. It was my first business venture. The paper boy thing shows some dedication at an extremely low pay rate. |
Unless you are going to be a gardener at the school, no one cares about your gardening experiences. The "paper boy thing" shows that you couldn't get a better job at that age, so you had no other choice.
| quote: | | The hypnosis stuff has to do a lot with social science and is very relevant to teaching. As it deals largely with behaviourism and psychology - both very relevant to teaching. The Reiki is something that is part of me it really connects you with the earth and taking in the moment. This might be useful for a montessori type school that favours alternative teaching mindsets and methodology. Of course actually getting training specifically for montessori might be better, I think it shows some openness and alternative thought, which can be important when working in different cultures around the world. |
no one wants to have their kids submitted to this kind of psychological bull.
| quote: | | I don't think your advice is valid if you don't take my likes and dislikes into consideration. You are sell sell sell. I am show show show. There is a clear difference in life view there. I don't want to work for a sell sell sell boss. The objective ain't to get a job, it is to find a placement that is fitting for my lifestyle and mindset. |
you're a ing cretin. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| The funniest thing is that I have hired a few expat teachers in my time when i lived in asia, and his resume as well as TESL training is absolutely irrelevant. |
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| Schadenfreude |
jealous of unemployment and welfare checks, not to mention the fact that most countries will not even allow you into them?
cool story. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
jealous of unemployment and welfare checks, not to mention the fact that most countries will not even allow you into them?
cool story. |
if he leaves again, how do we go about not letting him back in? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| So, Jay, having a slow day at the office? |
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| Schadenfreude |
| kind of...my jealousy of washley makes it impossible to get anything done. |
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| Schadenfreude |
So if the US doesn't want you, what makes you think that an employer will?
The homeland security guys just saw your face and said, "No, we will not let him in, even if there is no reason not to grant him admission into the country.". |
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| Moral Hazard |
Do you honestly think the US government is trying to prevent you from aquiring a boat? Do you really believe that they have the time and energy for such things?
By the way, you're kinda jumping the shark now. You should go away for a while, work on some new material/dellusions, and come back. |
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| get nyce |
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