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flamebait resume advice (pg. 12)
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| osterzone |
This has got to be a joke thread and a joke resume. I mean look at the first pic on that site...the guy looks like a juggalo stoner with his craned neck.
Also ke a look at the background for example...this juggalo is talking about how he enjoys working out for 1-2 hours a day and walking through the woods. Pleeaassee. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
and why not? |
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You really are a trip. |
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| leph555 |
| makes me wonder how people can still believe in god with ******** around |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Moral I'll give you a deal at $16/hour interested? It is never to late to learn your native language. |
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Holy , William you are the best troll on the entire internet. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
to late |
lulz |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I've been employed plenty of times. Personally I don't want a ty job that I don't enjoy. Simply selling myself isn't the issue. It is about how I go about presenting myself.
Just cause you don't value experience in the Scouts organization or getting a music award in middle school doesn't mean I don't. They are experiences that built me as a youth, and still invigorate me in who I am today. Those experiences have been more inspirational in who I am today than many of my courses in university. So I do consider them valid.
Also who of you teaches English to people? What do you do capitalizt, is your job the type of job I'm aiming for? |
It doesn't matter what you think is important...its what employers think that's important.
Pretty much nothing on your resume would make any employer want to hire you... the homeless dude on the corner wouldn't hire you to wipe his ass for him. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
makes me wonder how people can still believe in god with ******** around |
It just proves that even God makes mistakes |
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| Schadenfreude |
| I love how he goes on about being employed in the past, without realizing that we can see his resume and work experience. My 16 year old cousin has a better resume, and all he does is mow lawns and play how many fingers with 13 year olds. |
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| leph555 |
| ******** should be on reality tv |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Moral(there should be a coma here) I'll give you a deal at $16/hour(there should be a semicolon here) interested? It is never to(o) late to learn your native language. |
Oddly, I have a litte bit of difficulty believing that you have anything of value to teach me. Moreover; I would never hire someone with such a mess of a resume.
Will, you are either bat insane or the best troll ever; however, if the later is true then the amount of effort you put into being a troll strongly suggests that the former is also true. |
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| Seppuku |
| Obviously the reason he won't take out the fun facts about his life is because he wants to make his resume appear more 'full,' to hide the fact that he really doesn't have to offer. |
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