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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
but the fact is just because I'm entitled to government funds, doesn't mean I'm on welfare. |
there is your problem..... the word entitled..... you are entitled to sweet all. the fact that you think you have done anything with your pathetic existence (being a stone reiki master, hypnotist and paperboy don't count) that warrants the government owing you money is sad and pathetic. do you not see the hypocrisy with accepting handouts from a government system and society you openly show disdain for?
are you really that retarded? the only thing you are entitled to is high doses of anti psychotics and a padded cell.... and i mean this when i say it... i hope you get both very soon, preferably in a country separated from Canada by at least 1000 nautical miles of open water..... |
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| Schadenfreude |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Do you honestly think the US government is trying to prevent you from aquiring a boat? Do you really believe that they have the time and energy for such things?
By the way, you're kinda jumping the shark now. You should go away for a while, work on some new material/dellusions, and come back. |
I know exactly what it is that keeps him out of the country and don't even have to be there.
(if he doesn't have a criminal record)
You try and cross into the US with no return ticket, no employment back home, no money, shady purpose of visit, you will be refused entry.
I am also assuming that he is on some sort of blacklist because of the thoughts the US government and Nasa have stolen from his brain. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Your brilliance shines again. What has already happened is not in question. |
Please present evidence supporting your claims; otherwise, I'm just going to assume this is another dellusion of yours.
Again; either bat insane or the most dedicated troll ever. |
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| Schadenfreude |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I was on a return flight to Canada from mexico when the last happened ~~~ insert not so polite words here. |
why does it only happen to you? |
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| Capitalizt |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Fact is they didn't want me to collect a boat I bought and have been covering up this track since. |
Yes, US immigration policy is organized around preventing you from picking up your rowboat. The customs department has a bunch of jealous bastards who want to keep it for themselves. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Your brilliance shines again. What has already happened is not in question. |
i found a transcript of your denial of entry into the US......
US Customs: What is your purpose of entry and destination.
********: Im here to buy a boat and my desitation is none of your
business, its my right.
US Customs: It's my right to refuse you entry.
********: On what grounds? Im an expert in international law and i can
use big words that i don't understand!
US Customs: Sir please stop eating the mushrooms growing out of the
pavement cracks.
********: As you can see on my resume, besides being a stone reiki
healer, i also have mad grass mowing and
horticultural/foraging skillz, so i can eat any mushrooms i want!
US Customs: Sir im going to have to deny you entry on the grounds
that i don't want you to own a boat. Before i allow you
to return to Canada, i'm going to have to call the
Canadian border services to see if they want you
back.... please wait in the middle of the bridge.
********: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!
Canadian Customs: DOES NOT WANT!!!! |
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| Schadenfreude |
if i had a dollar for everyone that tries to pick up boats in the US from a Mexico - Canada return flight, i would have the same amount of money as washley.
does not compute. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
if i had a dollar for everyone that tries to pick up boats in the US from a Mexico - Canada return flight, i would have the same amount of money as washley.
does not compute. |
/= divide by zero!!
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| Schadenfreude |
Canada Customs are bigger nazis than Homeland Security.
I have always had more trouble coming home, than going into the states...which is really really really easy if you have a Canadian passport.
the only time i ever had any trouble was when they found an EU passport while performing a search. It meant an extra 15 minutes and a few questions in the side office before getting stamped and approved. You really have to be undesirable to get refused access..and i say this as someone who has had warrants in New Hampshire.:p |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
and i say this as someone who has had warrants in New Hampshire.:p |
you played igk with azia's kid didn't you. :wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
I was deprived entry due to "not having sufficient ties to Canada - and would require a mortgage on a house to return to the US. |
see, that's a wee bit different then "sorry Sir, we can't allow you entry because we don't want you to buy a boat." I know, it's subtle, but do you see the difference? |
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