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Flashing out what robe Tbills?
Anyway here we have "kick e dorry" (kick the door) night the night before Halloween. Basically be a little night.
Made a mistake throwing something at my dads house! He was straight out (he's 62 years old with grey hair) and chased them down over 2 miles! He runs 4 miles a night or swims 1.
He also found out all their names, one by one. To a normal family that would only mean getting the cops (which I think he might). However since we have a psycho in the family not us.
My dad made the mistake of accidentally mentioning it to my big bro "I'll batter them, their parents, their dogs, their friends ever time I see them for the rest of their lifes... what are their names?" Had to play it off as a joke.
Bear in mind he was at a mates once and had his bike nicked, when the people who nicked it found out it was his... it appeared back at his door. Also his ex* got pissed off with a guy trying it on so he... broke both his legs.
Hmm anyway he's going to find out who did it anyway through other channels even if Dad won't tell him and believe me I wouldn't want to be them. There will be blood. :p
*But the mega luzs was when I was at a party and she (didn't know me or me her) said "I'll get *his name* on you." She didn't believe I was his bro and so she phoned him expecting me to buckle "Alright Alan, whats the crack? Who this lassie coming the cunt by the way? Ohh right gf... hmm we can talk later" |
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