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| quote: | Originally posted by yujie__
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well, ok
here are some quotes from Family Guy:
Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split... and then one of you die.
Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Lois: Good, I don't have to cook.
Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.
Lois: For me? Please?
Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
Lois: Now you go relax while I make my little Christmas angel a big stack of pancakes.
Peter: If I'm sleepin' just stuff 'em in my mouth and rub my throat.
Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
Joe: I'm Joe, your waiter. Today's special is justice served cold with a side of jail. And order the soufflé now 'cause it takes ten to fifteen years.
Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.
Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
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