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| davinox |
| nic get your ass in here you need custom |
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| nic01445 |
sadohasdkjlgha;gf
i like it from the back, so keep your butt steady |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
nic get your ass in here you need custom |
lets get yogurrrrt! |
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| davinox |
my butts BEEN steady dude.
i got it strapped bondage style |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
my butts BEEN steady dude.
i got it strapped bondage style |
can i have your baby? man, my sunburn is starting to hurt. feels like im giving birth out of my shoulders. only the baby is on fire :nervous: |
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| davinox |
you need 500
On a foggy afternoon in southeastern Gaydos' land, Queen Shalifle of the Greater Communion of the Fairies of Fairy Forest called a huge meeting about some problems in the forest. One of those problems was the Moogilie robbery rate. The robberies went up an incredible 37% in two weeks. Another problem was the beavers taking down the trees, and of course the rising population of wild 7 tusked boars. While Queen Shalifle tried to think of some solution to solve and stop the problems that were popping up in the Fairy Forest, near the Gaydos' Palace the Almighty King Gaydos put together a dragon slaying festival that brought together the best dragon slayers in the Land of Gaydos together to play in a contest that determined the best dragon slayer in Gaydos' Land. During the festival, some ignoramus in the crowd of people watching the contest ran over to the pavilion where King Gaydos and his loyal servants sat to watch the event, faced the crowd and told the crowd that King Gaydos accepted a deal with a leprechaun that flocked a lot of gold into the wealth room in the Gaydos Palace. After that happened the ignoramus was thrown to the ground and sentenced to the mother of all punishments. The punishment was known as the clouting kolasis. The punishment was where all of the victim's fingers, toes, ears, and spinal vertebrae was cut off, then the surgeon bringing the punishment to the victim would stop the bleeding so the victim would still live but would be in a tremendous amount of pain, then the victim would have to decide to live with the unbearable amount of pain or commit suicide with an ax so the person would stop the pain by killing himself. The ignoramus couldn't take the pain any more so he decided to take the ax and cut his head off. |
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| sym |
| Make sure not to spam, or else the thread will get closed :) |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by sym
Make sure not to spam, or else the thread will get closed :) |
shut up.
Did you see the damage that Seventh City, gouryella and I did to this thread?
probably not, but it was greatness. |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
you need 500
On a foggy afternoon in southeastern Gaydos' land, Queen Shalifle of the Greater Communion of the Fairies of Fairy Forest called a huge meeting about some problems in the forest. One of those problems was the Moogilie robbery rate. The robberies went up an incredible 37% in two weeks. Another problem was the beavers taking down the trees, and of course the rising population of wild 7 tusked boars. While Queen Shalifle tried to think of some solution to solve and stop the problems that were popping up in the Fairy Forest, near the Gaydos' Palace the Almighty King Gaydos put together a dragon slaying festival that brought together the best dragon slayers in the Land of Gaydos together to play in a contest that determined the best dragon slayer in Gaydos' Land. During the festival, some ignoramus in the crowd of people watching the contest ran over to the pavilion where King Gaydos and his loyal servants sat to watch the event, faced the crowd and told the crowd that King Gaydos accepted a deal with a leprechaun that flocked a lot of gold into the wealth room in the Gaydos Palace. After that happened the ignoramus was thrown to the ground and sentenced to the mother of all punishments. The punishment was known as the clouting kolasis. The punishment was where all of the victim's fingers, toes, ears, and spinal vertebrae was cut off, then the surgeon bringing the punishment to the victim would stop the bleeding so the victim would still live but would be in a tremendous amount of pain, then the victim would have to decide to live with the unbearable amount of pain or commit suicide with an ax so the person would stop the pain by killing himself. The ignoramus couldn't take the pain any more so he decided to take the ax and cut his head off. |
thats a nice story....
for me to p00p ON! |
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| davinox |
I love God
in a sexual way |
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| sym |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
shut up.
Did you see the damage that Seventh City, gouryella and I did to this thread?
probably not, but it was greatness. |
Well if you red a couple of posts ago, Redeye said that if anyone else spams, the thread will be closed. Some of us actually use this thread for idle chat and not for spam. So please stop, so that it wont be closed. If you want to up your post count go to the humor forum or the poll forums. Easy way to get your count up... |
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