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1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
Do fish ever get thirsty? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? Why does it say on childrens tylenol not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when they are just kids!?
Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out."
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Having a smoking section in eating areas is like having a peeing area in a pool...
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
Think everyone's flawless? Just imagine the person you think is most perfect taking a crap.
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's??? |
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