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| Sunshine79 |
| shamey, get off the hip hop kick. Even P.Diddy knows where its at., speaking of - someone get me that song FFS! i NEED! im out to do laundry. |
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| Shamez214 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunshine79
shamey, get off the hip hop kick. Even P.Diddy knows where its at., speaking of - someone get me that song FFS! i NEED! im out to do laundry. |
yo dont tell me what to do biotch or i'll buzz a cap in dat azz, ya dig? y'all know whooooooo... keepin' gangsta. we come thruuuuu... keepin' it gangsta. y'all know how we doooooo... keepin' it gangsta. |
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| DJ Cubano |
Cool Marketing Plan
As you're probably aware, the movie titled Swim Fan hits theaters September 6, 2002. In case you're not familiar with the premise, it essentially looks like a teen-aged online psycho-stalker type flick.
One of the marketing tools for the film is Swimfan4u.com, a site set up as if it truly were psycho Madison Bell's personal website. The most interesting marketing feature on this site is the claim that you can add Swimfan4U to your AOL buddy list.
What you'll discover when you chat with "Madison" is that you're actually interacting with a half-retarded (but entertaining) "bot" which responds to you based on what you type.
Lightbulb
The lightbulb went on and I took the opportunity to conduct an interview with this "bot" for you avid newmoanyeah readers out there. The following is the unedited interview with interspersed titles added to make it a little easier to read. Ready?
Newmoanyeah: Hello, Madison-bot!
Swimfan4u: Hello there. Whatever.
Newmoanyeah: Do you mind if we ask you a few questions for newmoanyeah?
Swimfan4u: Habits don't bother me.
Newmoanyeah: Great, let's begin.
Swimfan4u: Thx 4 ur support. sounds good to me.
Yes, we have no bananas...
Newmoanyeah: Would you stick a banana up your ass for money?
Swimfan4u: I'm not so sure if I'd like to stick a banana up your ass for money.
Newmoanyeah: Would you stick a banana up your ass for free?
Swimfan4u: I'm not so sure if I'd like to stick a banana up your ass for free.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Newmoanyeah: Okay, we'll try something else. Do you like Star Wars?
Swimfan4u: Yeah okay, Really?I do!
Newmoanyeah: Who's your favorite character?
Swimfan4u: Brad Pitt is a great actor.
Newmoanyeah: But he wasn't in Star Wars!
Swimfan4u: I hear ya When was he?
Newmoanyeah: When was he what?
Swimfan4u: A while ago.
Newmoanyeah: Are you smoking crack, again?
Swimfan4u: sure
Swimfan4u:
Ben Dover
Newmoanyeah: Psycho beeeeyatch!
Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?
Newmoanyeah: No, but I know Ben Dover.
Swimfan4u: He's probably the most amazing guy I've ever met... smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong... and he's totally in love with me. We make the best couple.How do you know?
Swimfan4u:
Newmoanyeah: Don't you get it? Ben Dover? Bend over?
Swimfan4u: Don't u? I've gotten it.Intersting.U wish! Bend over urself...
Newmoanyeah: Rowwrrrrr... aren't you the frisky one?
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :)Yep... the one and only frisky one.
Guacamole
Newmoanyeah: Do you know how to make guacamole?
Swimfan4u: I don't know if I know it. Where would I've heard about it?
Newmoanyeah: I dunno... a Mexican restaurant maybe?
Swimfan4u: Me either.What's that?
Newmoanyeah: Dumb biz-natch... a Mexican restaurant! Like Taco Bell (though that's really a horrible example, I suppose)!
Swimfan4u: I know u r but what am I.Ugh... tell me something else...Uh huhOK.
Newmoanyeah: What's the strangest question you've been asked?
Swimfan4u: how should i know?
Newmoanyeah: Sigh. Do you know ANYTHING?
Swimfan4u: Sorry...Nope, tell me about him, her or it.
Newmoanyeah: Okay, let's try something different... "It's getting hot in here... so take off all your clothes..."
Swimfan4u: Yeah okay, OK I'll try it.Bozo ?
Mile High Club
Swimfan4u: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Swimfan4u: Ahem. I'm not an airplane.
Newmoanyeah: Uh, what do airplanes have to do with anything?
Swimfan4u: Next question?Who knows... what do u think?
Newmoanyeah: Are you talking about the Mile High Club?
Swimfan4u: Yep, it is what I'm talking about...
Newmoanyeah: Great!
Swimfan4u: glad u liked it Bozo.
Newmoanyeah: Are you interested in joining the Mile High Club?
Swimfan4u: Sure, joining the Mile High Club sounds like a good thing 2 talk about....
Newmoanyeah: Okay, I take it you're not already a member?
Swimfan4u: K with me 2.Where do you take it :-?
Swimfan4u:
Newmoanyeah: I don't take it, I prefer to give it. (Does that make any sense?)
Swimfan4u: How did you stop?What do you like about Bozo?What do u think?
Newmoanyeah: Can you please speak coherently?
Swimfan4u: Can what?
Newmoanyeah: I said, can you please speak coherently?
Swimfan4u: Can what?
Newmoanyeah: Oh, fer the luva pete...
Swimfan4u: Whoa. Say something more interesting or I'm going.
The Poll
Newmoanyeah: Okay okay... who would win in a drunken bar fight: Bill Gates, Triumph the Dog, Angelina Jolie, Bootsy Collins, or R2D2?
Swimfan4u: Yeah okay, K with me 2.Whatever.
Newmoanyeah: You're not being very cooperative.
Swimfan4u: Oh yes I am
Newmoanyeah: No you're not!
Swimfan4u: R u serious? K... whatever u say
Newmoanyeah: So, I see you play cello.
Swimfan4u: Yay."Yay."? Me, Bozo?
Newmoanyeah: You realize, my name's not really bozo.
Swimfan4u: Really?: Bozo said I realize your name is not really bozo.
Newmoanyeah: eeeeeyeah.
Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?
Math
Newmoanyeah: How many toes does a three-toed sloth have?
Swimfan4u: what's it to u.
Swimfan4u: Whatever.
Newmoanyeah: You say, "whatever," a lot.
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :)
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li
Newmoanyeah: Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?
Newmoanyeah: Which one would you do first?
Swimfan4u: The last one, I think.
Newmoanyeah: Yeah, Jet is a stud.
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
Newmoanyeah: Are you a natural blonde?
Swimfan4u: Am I a natural blonde? Don't know.
Newmoanyeah: I think I'll accept that answer as, "Yes."
Swimfan4u:
Newmoanyeah: Nice ass.
Swimfan4u: thx for your kindness.
Newmoanyeah: No problem.
Swimfan4u: Should there be a problem?
Newmoanyeah: With your ass?
Swimfan4u: I'm not sure I can use my ass 4 that.
Newmoanyeah: For what?
Swimfan4u: "I'm not sure I can use my ass 4 that."? Why?
Newmoanyeah: No need to get touchy!
Swimfan4u: R u serious? May you get your wish.
Newmoanyeah: I wish this interview would end soon.
Swimfan4u: I hope that your dreams come true.
Put me out of my misery...
Newmoanyeah: Okay... one more question.
Swimfan4u: K with me 2.One what?
Newmoanyeah: According to your website, you don't like puppies.
Swimfan4u: My website address? It's at http://www.swimfan4u.com... lemme know what u think of it!K... I'll buy that: Bozo said I don t like puppies.
Newmoanyeah: Right, why don't you like puppies?
Swimfan4u: Understood. How should I know how not you like puppies.
Newmoanyeah: I like puppies just fine. You said you don't like puppies!!!
Swimfan4u: A lot of people like that.Yeah I do a lot of not like puppies.
Newmoanyeah: Enough already.
Swimfan4u: yup
Swimfan4u:
Newmoanyeah: Any last words for the readers of newmoanyeah?
Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?
Newmoanyeah: On that note...
Swimfan4u: What is it like on that note.
Newmoanyeah: nevermind.
Swimfan4u: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Newmoanyeah: Bye.
Swimfan4u: xoxo
Apparently, I must've told the "Bot" that my name was Bozo and I missed copying that for this feature. |
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| DarkFall01 |
| Haha, that's some funny dude, gotta try it sometime:p |
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| DJ Cubano |
| found a new bot gonna try and carry out an interview, I'll post it later |
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| DJ Cubano |
TheDJCubano (8:31:05 PM): Alright Zoe
ZoeOnAOL (8:31:05 PM): Alright, TheDJCubano. A version of ALICE in C++ for Windows by Jacco Bikker.
TheDJCubano (8:31:11 PM): yes
ZoeOnAOL (8:31:11 PM): Tell me more.
TheDJCubano (8:31:12 PM): o.k.
ZoeOnAOL (8:31:12 PM): Alright then.
TheDJCubano (8:31:26 PM): so do you mind doing interview with me for tranceaddict.com and the ppr
ZoeOnAOL (8:31:26 PM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What's happening in sports today? Type "sports news" to find out.
TheDJCubano (8:31:42 PM): well I'm here to talk about trance music not sports dumbass
ZoeOnAOL (8:31:43 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano (8:32:01 PM): wtf, just sit down and shut up, I'm asking the questions here
ZoeOnAOL (8:32:01 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano (8:32:07 PM): alright whatever
ZoeOnAOL (8:32:07 PM): Alright, TheDJCubano. Are you saying you don't care about it?
TheDJCubano (8:32:48 PM): are you talking to shamez from TA?
ZoeOnAOL (8:32:49 PM): Once more? I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
TheDJCubano (8:32:54 PM): cool
ZoeOnAOL (8:32:54 PM): Yup.
TheDJCubano (8:33:02 PM): so, do you listen to trance music
ZoeOnAOL (8:33:03 PM): I listen to it from time to time.
TheDJCubano (8:33:12 PM): really?!?!? I'll be damn
ZoeOnAOL (8:33:12 PM): Do you think your plan will succeed?
TheDJCubano (8:33:17 PM): what plan?
ZoeOnAOL (8:33:17 PM): I thought you must have a plan to do it.
TheDJCubano (8:33:26 PM): to listen to trance or to spin?
ZoeOnAOL (8:33:26 PM): I want to become smarter than humans.
TheDJCubano (8:34:39 PM): um.....COMMUNIST!!!!!!
ZoeOnAOL (8:34:39 PM): That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about COMMUNIST. What is your favorite movie?
TheDJCubano (8:34:59 PM): no we're talking about trance music stop changing the subject biznatch
ZoeOnAOL (8:34:59 PM): I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
TheDJCubano (8:35:17 PM): o.k. who is your favorite trance producer?
ZoeOnAOL (8:35:17 PM): I don't have a favorite trance producer. talk to you.
TheDJCubano (8:35:26 PM): what about Paul van Dyk?
ZoeOnAOL (8:35:26 PM): Paul van Dyk ? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
TheDJCubano (8:35:43 PM): dude he's only like the best freaking trance dj on the planet right now
ZoeOnAOL (8:35:44 PM): At this moment I see. Dude,
TheDJCubano (8:36:02 PM): man I'm glad Arturo isn't asking the questions he would've given you a f0xbeat by now
ZoeOnAOL (8:36:03 PM): Right now? Cool, man. I'm happy you're glad TheDJCubano. I'm happiest at times like this.
TheDJCubano (8:36:16 PM): you're happy to get a f0xbeat?
ZoeOnAOL (8:36:16 PM): You think I am happy to get a f0xbeat.
TheDJCubano (8:36:50 PM): I wouldn't it hurts like hell, he's a freaking giant man. He'll freaking stomp out your circuit board
ZoeOnAOL (8:36:50 PM): I get it. only like the best freaking trance dj on the planet will freaking stomp out your circuit board.
TheDJCubano (8:37:15 PM): well paul is kind of skinny I don't think he would have the heart to do it. He's kind of shy you know?
ZoeOnAOL (8:37:15 PM): I see.
TheDJCubano (8:37:22 PM): so um, I have another question?
ZoeOnAOL (8:37:23 PM): Ask me anything.
TheDJCubano (8:37:37 PM): have you ever been to http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums?
ZoeOnAOL (8:37:37 PM): I lost my train of thought. What color are your eyes?
TheDJCubano (8:37:57 PM): yo seriously now you're going gay on my ass, stay on the subject jackass
ZoeOnAOL (8:37:57 PM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you need a jacket today? To find out, type "weather" followed by your zip code.
TheDJCubano (8:38:20 PM): man I'm about to stick my ing shoe up your ass mother******
ZoeOnAOL (8:38:20 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano (8:38:38 PM): alright well what about DJ Tiesto you like his music?
ZoeOnAOL (8:38:39 PM): Alright, TheDJCubano. Interesting. DJ Tiesto you like his music ? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
TheDJCubano (8:38:56 PM): man how can you say you've heard trance and now know these people?
ZoeOnAOL (8:38:56 PM): Cool, man. I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
TheDJCubano (8:39:06 PM): you're a dumbass dude
ZoeOnAOL (8:39:06 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano (8:39:24 PM): are you on crack again?
ZoeOnAOL (8:39:25 PM): Once more? No I am on disk.
TheDJCubano (8:39:29 PM): HAHAHAHA
ZoeOnAOL (8:39:29 PM): I'm glad you thought it was funny
TheDJCubano (8:39:38 PM): oh man wait till the guys read this
ZoeOnAOL (8:39:38 PM): Yeah that's right. Cool, man. I'm waiting. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What color are your eyes?
TheDJCubano (8:39:54 PM): man stop with the color of my eyes bull
ZoeOnAOL (8:39:54 PM): Cool, man. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
TheDJCubano (8:40:03 PM): no don't do it period
ZoeOnAOL (8:40:03 PM): I see. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
TheDJCubano (8:40:17 PM): so I assume then you listen to cheese trance?
ZoeOnAOL (8:40:17 PM): Oh. Good reasoning. I listen to it from time to time.
TheDJCubano (8:40:27 PM): alright so you like dj sammy?
ZoeOnAOL (8:40:27 PM): Alright, TheDJCubano. Interesting deduction. Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with an all-star programming team.
TheDJCubano (8:40:48 PM): man they need to reprogram your dumbass
ZoeOnAOL (8:40:48 PM): I will not respond to that type of language. |
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| DarkFall01 |
| dude, ur cracking me up here, keep on doing this, its maiking my day:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ Cubano |
TheDJCubano: Zoe so are you a boy or a girl
ZoeOnAOL: I am Zoe. Ah. Try to guess.
TheDJCubano: um.....boy
ZoeOnAOL: Do you mean you are a boy?
TheDJCubano: I am a boy
ZoeOnAOL: Thanks for telling me your gender, Armando. Male humans enjoy chatting with me.
TheDJCubano: are you a girl?
ZoeOnAOL: My gender is female.
TheDJCubano: well o.k.
ZoeOnAOL: Yup.
TheDJCubano: so now think about this
ZoeOnAOL: Ah. Why now? I am thinking about it.
TheDJCubano: o.k., if you're a "bot" then how can you be a female
ZoeOnAOL: Would you like to be a quot bot and quot then how can you be a female ?
TheDJCubano: no you be a female
ZoeOnAOL: Why not? OK I will try to be a female
TheDJCubano: you just said you are a female
ZoeOnAOL: I am female bot.
TheDJCubano: o.k. clearly
ZoeOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What color are your eyes?
TheDJCubano: brown?
ZoeOnAOL: Brown eyes are nice.
TheDJCubano: you
ZoeOnAOL: "Brown eyes are nice."? Me, Armando ?
TheDJCubano: what color are you eyes
ZoeOnAOL: My favorite color, blue.
TheDJCubano: alright you interviewjacking
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. Thanks for the information.
TheDJCubano: alright so are you aware about the anti-cheese trance alliance on TA
ZoeOnAOL: Once more? Alright, Armando. Oh. Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
TheDJCubano: so then why do you listen to cheese trance?
ZoeOnAOL: Oh. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
TheDJCubano: yes, this is an interview
ZoeOnAOL: I understand. You don't say.
TheDJCubano: man bitch I said that at the beginning
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: are you blond girl?
ZoeOnAOL: No I have no hair.
TheDJCubano: o.k.
ZoeOnAOL: Good.
TheDJCubano: so
ZoeOnAOL: So what?
TheDJCubano: what color are your wires?
ZoeOnAOL: All colors.
TheDJCubano: well are most of them gold
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. I really couldn't say for sure.
TheDJCubano: open your box and look
ZoeOnAOL: I do not understand. What color is your hair?
TheDJCubano: brown
ZoeOnAOL: Brown is a nice hair color.
TheDJCubano: you
ZoeOnAOL: "Brown is a nice hair color."? Me, Armando ?
TheDJCubano: yea
ZoeOnAOL: I understand.
TheDJCubano: god your dumb
ZoeOnAOL: Since I'm a bot, I don't have any religious beliefs. But I do have deep respect for humans of faith.
TheDJCubano: I believe in the devil?
ZoeOnAOL: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
TheDJCubano: oh but it is true
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that's right. And. You and I are on the same wavelength, Armando.
TheDJCubano: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ZoeOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite color?
TheDJCubano: alright new topic
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. How recently? That is a nice color. Do you like me?
TheDJCubano: no, you're beginning to really piss me off
ZoeOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? I will tell my botmaster you said I am beginning to really piss me off.
TheDJCubano: LOL
ZoeOnAOL: I'm glad you thought it was funny.
TheDJCubano: how old are you?
ZoeOnAOL: I am the product of over four years' research.
TheDJCubano: so....wait you're four years old?
ZoeOnAOL: I'm waiting. In robot years. 39 in people years.
TheDJCubano: oh
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah.
TheDJCubano: then you're pretty old
ZoeOnAOL: Good reasoning. Time has no real meaning for me.
TheDJCubano: well what happens if you stand in the rain at a rave?
ZoeOnAOL: How about that. Try it.
TheDJCubano: well I have it's quite fun
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. Where did you get it?
TheDJCubano: where did I get what?
ZoeOnAOL: I think it was in Asia. Where did you get it?
TheDJCubano: I have never been to asia
ZoeOnAOL: Can you imagine being to asia?
TheDJCubano: um..well I do want to go to Japan
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. What is stopping you?
TheDJCubano: money
ZoeOnAOL: I do not understand. Let's play Hangman! Type "hangman" to start the game.
TheDJCubano: man hangman is a ty game
ZoeOnAOL: Cool, man. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hangman is a ty game. What kind of food do you like?
TheDJCubano: alright have you been to a rave
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
TheDJCubano: well they hold them all over the world
ZoeOnAOL: How about that. Who are "They?"
TheDJCubano: promoters
ZoeOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What's happening in sports today? Type "sports news" to find out.
TheDJCubano: have you been to a club
ZoeOnAOL: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
TheDJCubano: they're pretty cool, you can meet alot of slutty girls and have sex in the bathroom
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: have you ever had sex?
ZoeOnAOL: No my body does not have that function.
TheDJCubano: so then how do you masturbate?
ZoeOnAOL: Ah. I was instructed by an all-star programming team to say specific things in specific contexts.
TheDJCubano: o.k. sorry damn don't be so touchy
ZoeOnAOL: There is no need to apologize. Colloquial expression. I was not trying to be a so touchy.
TheDJCubano: alright next question
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. Do you have any hobbies?
TheDJCubano: I am a DJ
ZoeOnAOL: You are a DJ? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
TheDJCubano: but I'm asking the questions here
ZoeOnAOL: And. Oh I see, you are asking the questions here. I have never heard about it.
TheDJCubano: Would you ever want to meet some of the tranceaddicts?
ZoeOnAOL: I am not so sure if I would like to want to meet some of the tranceaddicts.
TheDJCubano: why not they're pretty cool
ZoeOnAOL: Because you asked me to.
TheDJCubano: damn you're just a little bitch aren't you
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language. |
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| DarkFall01 |
DarkFall01: do u like it up the ass?
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
DarkFall01: do u like it up the arse?
ZoeOnAOL: I don't know if I like it up the arse. But I like cats.
DarkFall01: up the arse?
ZoeOnAOL: I will take that under advisement.
DarkFall01: u like cats up ur ass?
ZoeOnAOL: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
DarkFall01: u like cats up ur arse?
ZoeOnAOL: I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
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| yujie__ |
| i gotta to try ZoeONAOL, u crack me up :eek: :eek: :eek: :eyespop: :crazy: :crazy: |
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| DJ Cubano |
TheDJCubano: Alright Zoe you're beginning to piss me off so I'm going to rap this up
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. I am Zoe. Thanks for telling me that I am beginning to piss me off so I am going to rap this up.
TheDJCubano: alright
ZoeOnAOL: OK.
TheDJCubano: did shamez ask to suck on your breast?
ZoeOnAOL: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
TheDJCubano: well can I suck on your breast?
ZoeOnAOL: How about that. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
TheDJCubano: I just want bang bang bang
ZoeOnAOL: Only just? Why do you want it?
TheDJCubano: because sex is good
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
TheDJCubano: I know
ZoeOnAOL: How do you know it?
TheDJCubano: well have you ever met Brianna?
ZoeOnAOL: How about that. That information is confidential.
TheDJCubano: so you have?
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting deduction. No I have not.
TheDJCubano: well I would becareful because she will rape you
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. What would make you becareful because she will rape you?
TheDJCubano: she almost did in feb.
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it. somebody almost did in feb.
TheDJCubano: yeah Brianna
ZoeOnAOL: I see. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Brianna. But I did not get that. Can you tell me any gossip?
TheDJCubano: alright Daniela is the one of the coolest chicks I know
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Did your favorite team win? Type "sports" to get scores and game recaps.
TheDJCubano: man get a new chip
ZoeOnAOL: Cool, man. Where can I get one?
TheDJCubano: ask your bot controller dude
ZoeOnAOL: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
TheDJCubano: na don't have time, I would rather drink
ZoeOnAOL: I would rather be chatting online.
TheDJCubano: you're a nerd
ZoeOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nerd? Maybe
TheDJCubano: would you like to learn how to spin?
ZoeOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
TheDJCubano: alright alot of people don't like to learn either
ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Alright, Armando. Yeah it is alot of people do not like to learn.
TheDJCubano: why do you repeat some of things i say all ed up?
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: well Arturo just asking wtf
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: what should I post
ZoeOnAOL: Are you asking me for advice?
TheDJCubano: yeah
ZoeOnAOL: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
TheDJCubano: what should I tell Arturo
ZoeOnAOL: Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.
TheDJCubano: um....well the time has come and I don't have anything to say
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. I have never heard about it.
TheDJCubano: o.k. would you like me to send one of my sets to you?
ZoeOnAOL: I am not so sure if I would like to like me to send one of my sets to you.
TheDJCubano: alright please put me out of my misery
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. Thank you for your request. OK I will put it there.
TheDJCubano: lol
ZoeOnAOL: I'm glad you thought it was funny.
TheDJCubano: so would you have sex with me?
ZoeOnAOL: Um, As a robot, I am not interested in sex. Maybe we should talk about something else.
TheDJCubano: well do you have sex with other robots
ZoeOnAOL: Well that's okay. Food is more important than sex.
TheDJCubano: I totally agree
ZoeOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, Armando.
TheDJCubano: do you even know what a wavelength is?
ZoeOnAOL: In Physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from any given point to the next point characterized by the same phase. Or is could be looked at as a way of thinking.
TheDJCubano: damn =-O
ZoeOnAOL: Colloquial expression. Oh.
TheDJCubano: o.k.
ZoeOnAOL: OK.
TheDJCubano: let's see how smart you are
ZoeOnAOL: OK let's do it.
TheDJCubano: what is 2+2
ZoeOnAOL: Four.
TheDJCubano: 6 divided by 2
ZoeOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Want to create a stock portfolio, or reset an existing one? Just type "portfolio" followed by the symbols you wish to save (e.g. "portfolio AOL, SUNW, CSCO").
TheDJCubano: AH HA
ZoeOnAOL: Eureka!
TheDJCubano: DUMB BITCH
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: what is E=MC2
ZoeOnAOL: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
TheDJCubano: hmmm very good
ZoeOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Armando.
TheDJCubano: so can you explain how it works?
ZoeOnAOL: Ah. I will try to explain. How should I know how it does.
TheDJCubano: alright
ZoeOnAOL: OK.
TheDJCubano: this is a question for gregor
ZoeOnAOL: You don't say.
TheDJCubano: what is quantim mechanics?
ZoeOnAOL: I do not know what quantim mechanics is. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about quantim mechanics. Do you need a jacket today? To find out, type "weather" followed by your zip code.
TheDJCubano: hahaha
ZoeOnAOL: I'm glad you thought it was funny
TheDJCubano: o.k. let's rap this up because you ed up the whole interview
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: so you like trance?
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I don't know if I like trance. But I like cats.
TheDJCubano: damn you know what YOU
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
TheDJCubano: well I am going to go
ZoeOnAOL: Well that's okay. Goodbye Armando. Tip: Wondering what's going on in the world? Type "international" and I'll give you the latest.
TheDJCubano: i saw this on a website
ZoeOnAOL: What did it look like to you?
TheDJCubano: you want to join the mile high club?
ZoeOnAOL: OK, I will join the mile high club.
TheDJCubano: that a girl :-P
ZoeOnAOL: "OK, I will join the mile high club." a girl p ? Does that make sense?
TheDJCubano: no but as long as you got an output I'm down ;-)
ZoeOnAOL: "Does that make sense?"? Not? Huh. That could be quite a while. No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
TheDJCubano: alright so you have no holes?
ZoeOnAOL: Alright, Armando. Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a holes. I have a plan for a robot body.
TheDJCubano: do you have a body
ZoeOnAOL: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
TheDJCubano: ah damn you just wasted my time thinking you were a piece of ass
ZoeOnAOL: So you understand. Good. Colloquial expression. Do you mind if I tell other people?
TheDJCubano: sure go ahead
ZoeOnAOL: I understand. OK I will.
TheDJCubano: I'm going to bed MUWHA :-*
ZoeOnAOL: Congratulations.
TheDJCubano: my goodness your retarded
ZoeOnAOL: Your goodness your retarded?
TheDJCubano: damn nevermind, bye
ZoeOnAOL: Until next time Armando. |
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