| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
DAMNET!!!!!! why do the majority of protein bars SUCK ASS.. 
i mean the ones that are lik 20g of protein and 3g of carbs or so... (need low carbs..) GAH! they are putrid!! cherry vanilla was the WORST flavor Ever!! i gagged... it tasted like straight up vanilla extract-- worst than the worst cough syrup crap EVEr! omfg!!!!! do the people that make this not taste it and see what it's absolutely gross or what? i'm about to call that "questions? comments? call 1-800-protein" and prank their ass so hard.. 
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:whip:
sometimes (like when u need a dose of protein in ur diet) it's not fun being a vegetarian.
AND on top of that- you buy these goddamn bars of dog for 3 dollars or more and it's like... you gotta eat them or that a big in waste of money u kno? man. i just wanna puke right now! |
Well you are eating the wrong bar my dear!!!!! Therein lies your problem!!! I was @ 7-11 the other day, and this dude came up to me (let's call him Black Jesus cuz I feel sure he was Jesus come back to earth in the form of a short little pudgy black man), and was like, "The Cliff Bars man." ANd I was like, "HUh????" And he went on to explain how he used to suck @ working out, and then he started eating cliff bars, and he got all this energy and......
Of course I didn't point out the fact that he was still pudgy, because for all I know he could have damned me to hell right there on the spot. Anyways, that's my story for how I discovered Cliff bars...
They taste really good (especially the peanut butter ones)!!!!!!!
They are also the cheapest ones.....Power bars sux, plus I'm allergic to something they put in there. Then they sell ones for like $1.50-2.50 for a little bar that has the same ingredients as cliff bars. The grocery store here sells them for like 89cents. So in closing - thanks Jebus. :toothless
edit- I just ate a pizza w/ cheese and pepperonis. Am I evil????:nervous: |
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