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| yujie__ |
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
" I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."
The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers don't need curtains...."
And the blonde said:
" Helloooo.... I've got Windows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by yujie__
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
" I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."
The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers don't need curtains...."
And the blonde said:
" Helloooo.... I've got Windows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
wow ignorant people are so funny to me :rolleyes: |
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| Srezic |
OMG guys, I just got back from work. And this girl was working tonight as a hostess that was SO FREAKIN HOT.
She goes to my college, and is only a year older than me, but has a weird ass BF, who happened to be there tonight. The bartender i work with says "he looks like a frog" =P.
But seriously, this girl is insanely hot, and has a good personality. And i dont know if i'm even gonna see her again(she said she wasn't working next week, and dunno her schedule =/). Its kinda pointless to even post this, but I just had to get it off my chest hehe.
The whole night you could say I was distracted =P.
EDIT: oh yeah, and i have 0 experience with picking up girls(especially ones with BF's already hehe) so I pretty much have 0 chance. GAAAHHHHHHH :( :( :( |
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| sym |
| Hello PPR! Whatsup? I'm bored and not going to Arc caus' I have work tommorow :( Damn stupid work, interferes with my partying schedule... |
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| Vlad |
The PPR is alittle dead today, like a few of our TA's after Liebing/Piccotto @ Arc. Hope you guys had fun.
Ill probably be at the Cow Milkbar tonight, hopefully my parents dont start pissing me off about going out on Sunday night since I have work tomorrow. |
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| NY1004 |
| Yea I heard Chris Liebing rocked ARC last night. Too bad I couldn't go My dad stayed up till 1am "watching tv." Although I suspect his real motive was to make sure that I didn't go out. :mad: |
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| Srezic |
| That sucks NY1004. My parents dont care if i go out at all. My mom is one of those constant worriers, so i just gotta tell her times and call her and stuff(even at like 5-6AM when i'm comin home hehe). But if i do that, then they dont really care otherwise =P. |
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| loudcloud |
This is a bawdy joke so don't read it if you are offended by these things....
A guy goes into a bar and sees a woman sitting at a table
Suddenly she sneezes "achoo" and then moans with pleasure "oohhhh"
Again she sneezes "achoo" and then sighs with pleasure "aahhhh"
Once more she sneezes "achoo" and then moans with pleasure "mmmm"
The guy goes up to her and asks her "Are you ok?"
She replies, "I have this affliction, whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm..."
"What are you taking for it?" he asks
And she replies
"Pepper" |
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| DaveSaenz |
Love......traffic....love.......traffic...I need.....:(
How's everyone? :toothless |
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| KLINGKLANG77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
How's everyone? :toothless |
b-o-r-e-d |
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| Srezic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Love......traffic....love.......traffic...I need.....:(
How's everyone? :toothless |
I love that song =P.
But I am totally bored. Beyond belief. |
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| PatMcGroin |
damn it. working this past weekend has ed up my entire sleep schedule. . i tried sleeping earlier, but it didn't work. so now i'm just gonna stay up till my class at 9:30, look cracked out and tired when i'm there, then go home and pass out.
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