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| denys envy |
| With liberty and chicken fried in peanut oil for all. |
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| Nostalgic |
Yeah we movin’ on up! Mooooovin’ on up! To da east siiiiide! Moooooovin’ on up! To a deeeeeluxe muthain’ White House, in da ska-ha-haaaaaaa! ♪ Yeah we kickin’ out dat crackah Bush and that lunchlady wife of his and we gonna do dis up Chi-town style, niggas! We gonna party like it’s ya birthday, but if y’all think I’m sharin’ my celebration weed, Y’ALL CRAZY!
Y’all know how HARD it is to get my hands on some these days? Muthaas stoppin’ me in da park n’ all, “Ain’t you married to that one nigga?” And I be all, “Shut up, fool! Just gimme somma dat damn–
[cell phone rings]
Muthaa, hang da on fuh second…Good morning, this is Michelle Obama…Oh, hello Ms. Couric how are you today?…Alright, Katie then…We’re doing fine. We’re truly inspired on this day. The American people have spoken, and now it’s up to Barack to deliver to America, and the world…Well, thank you, Katie, we certainly appreciate your support…Bye bye now.
dat bitch. Once my nigga Barry and I git moved in ‘n , we lockin’ up all the crackas in America. We startin’ a cracka Auschwitz n’ . Don’t y’all be givin’ me that look, muthaas. Y’all had y’all’s chance, now we gonna do this up PROPER! We gon hang a giant wooden fork and spoon up in dat big’ol dining hall. We gettin’ a log cabin bong for da Lincoln bedroom n’ , and then? WE GON SMOKE SOME WEEEEEEED! WE GON SMOKE SOME WEEEEEED! WE GON –
[cell phone rings]
Damn, fools! Don’t ch’all know I’m plottin’ out my LOGISTICS? Hang on…Good morning, this is Michelle…OPRAH! Hey, girl! Y’all comin’ up tonight?…Well, , girl, I just have to suck his dick by MY DAMN SELF then. Yeah, aight girl…Holla.
Com’on now! Let’s get this rollin’! Y’all know they spent a hunnud seventy million on this today? Think of all the weed we coulda bought with that ! Hope ‘n change! Change ‘n hope! Smoke some weed! ♫ Ain’t no mountain high enough! And no cracker rich enough! Ain’t no bong dat’s big enough! To git me to give a about you, mothaa! ♪ Aw, ! Time to go, my niggas! Peace out!
And after all this , WE GON DRANK! |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
There were people on the Mall yesterday protesting that remind me of you. It was funny cause you could spot them by the way the National Guardsmen standing on the top of Hummers were eyeing them the whole time.
Someone walking by said "poor redneck, hard to believe they think they're superior to anyone, isn't it?" I lol'ed. |
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| Nostalgic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Someone walking by said "poor redneck, hard to believe they think they're superior to anyone, isn't it?" I lol'ed. |
Elite white liberals talking down on their redneck brethren are special. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nostalgic
Elite white liberals talking down on their redneck brethren are special. |
Brethren? Sorry, is there a fraternal league of ignorance? |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Brethren? Sorry, is there a fraternal league of ignorance? |
NRA?
edit: I'll do you one better - The Republican Party? |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Brethren? Sorry, is there a fraternal league of ignorance? |
lulz
you're in DC right? where'd you end up watching everything? i had tix to swearing-in and the parade, but after scouting out the silver area on sunday (probably 1/2 to 3/4 a mile from the Capitol), i just decided to go to the parade bleachers on 14th street nw and penn ave. |
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| Nostalgic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Brethren? Sorry, is there a fraternal league of ignorance? |
Sure buddy. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
lulz
you're in DC right? where'd you end up watching everything? i had tix to swearing-in and the parade, but after scouting out the silver area on sunday (probably 1/2 to 3/4 a mile from the Capitol), i just decided to go to the parade bleachers on 14th street nw and penn ave. |
Wow, so did you stay for the parade too? We hightailed it out of there after the national anthem ended and didn't even try to get to the parade route.
I ended up in the on the mall, dead center with the Capitol, at about 3rd St. It was very close to the front of the public viewing areas and just behind the silver area. If you could figure out how to get there, apparently they started letting the general public into the silver area since it was only partially full just before the ceremony started. I was with a pretty big group and some people ended up in front of the small reflecting pool by the capitol.
Took forever to get out of there though - we needed to get south of 395 and ended up walking all the way back to the 12th St. tunnel. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Wow, so did you stay for the parade too? We hightailed it out of there after the national anthem ended and didn't even try to get to the parade route.
I ended up in the on the mall, dead center with the Capitol, at about 3rd St. It was very close to the front of the public viewing areas and just behind the silver area. If you could figure out how to get there, apparently they started letting the general public into the silver area since it was only partially full just before the ceremony started. I was with a pretty big group and some people ended up in front of the small reflecting pool by the capitol.
Took forever to get out of there though - we needed to get south of 395 and ended up walking all the way back to the 12th St. tunnel. |
yeah word. i just didn't think the silver ticket area was worth it, considering how far the capitol looked. my friends and i took the MARC from BWI into DC and got in around 8. we just booked it right to the parade. audio of the inauguration was being broadcast along the route -- we stayed until the president and VP went by, then we went back to Union Station via Metro to leave town. what a mess outside of union! |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
yeah word. i just didn't think the silver ticket area was worth it, considering how far the capitol looked. my friends and i took the MARC from BWI into DC and got in around 8. we just booked it right to the parade. audio of the inauguration was being broadcast along the route -- we stayed until the president and VP went by, then we went back to Union Station via Metro to leave town. what a mess outside of union! |
It was cool, just because you could really get a sense for how many people were there. It was definitely an experience - the silence when Obama started speaking was almost as impressive as the crowd - I've never heard so many people so quiet.
That was actually the most heartening thing about the whole day. When was the last time that so many people eagerly awaited what their President had to say? Has to be since right after 9/11, right?
If nothing else, I think Obama has reached out and engaged a generation. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
If nothing else, I think Obama has reached out and engaged a generation. |
You know, he should be really grateful to Bush for that. Even foreigners are excited about him... myself included. Now that we know how disastrous the American president can be for the rest of the world, it's hard not to "care" :p
Yesterday, everyone in my workplace was watching the inauguration. It was awesome because for the first time ever, we were all watching the very same thing... and in 3 different languages (I was watching it live on CNN, my boss and some other colleagues on NHK, and the handyman watched it on a Brazilian channel). |
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