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Den Knäppa Tråden (pg. 77)
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| jeremy1984 |
Haha :D Hade nästan glömt bort rathergood.com!
Men favoriten måste ändå vara "Gay Bar" :p |
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| DjAviander |
LMAO! That kicks ass =).. Fan vissa djur var ju snyggt gjorda! |
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| Sand Leaper |
Øh hva faen var det der?:wtf: |
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| NordLight |
Plane Ride
Two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane. The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move.
Let's talk," he said. "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the passenger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
"So tell me," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ?" |
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| NordLight |
Skön jobbansökan jag fick mailad till mig idag.
>You'll LOVE this !! This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
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>NAME Greg Bulmash
>SEX Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
>DESIRED POSITION Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
>DESIRED SALARY $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
>EDUCATION Yes.
>LAST POSITION HELD Target for middle management hostility.
>SALARY Less than I'm worth.
>MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
>REASON FOR LEAVING It sucked.
>HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK Any
>PREFERRED HOURS 1:30 - 3:30 Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
>DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
>MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?
>DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
>DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
>HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
>DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes.
>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
>DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes. absolutely.
>SIGN HERE Aries. |
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| reveal |
| ^^^ Ok, då vet jag hur jag ska skriva ansökningar i fortsättningen :p |
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| dbl |
| så det e därför jag aldrig ens fick komma på någon intervju förut.... min ansökan va ju inte alls som den |
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