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*: * So* Much * Random * Talking * Here :* ~Episode III (pg. 1454)
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
Which college? |
Green Mountain College |
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| iclone |
| "It's like riding a horse, except the horse is actually a hippopotamus. And this hippo has just been deprived of it's baby hippo (on it's birthday), and is going on a wild rampage. And I'm trying to reign it in, but the reigns are made of dental floss. And it's not even good dental floss - it's one of those cheap brand generic ones that cost 50 cents less than the good ones. And the hippo is racing towards an unusually high and dangerous waterfall. And there are piranhas at the bottom. With weapons." |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
Green Mountain College |
Oh cool, that's down in the center of the state. I'm near Burlington, myself. Glad you enjoyed our little corner of the world :) |
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| gmilf |
I'll have to remember that lemon juice remedy when my poor diet catches up with me!
Side question, those with small penises respond or girls who have encountered such a sad phenomenon. My friend is dating this guy who slips out of condoms during sex making them worthless. What in the hell is she supposed to do, I really feel bad for her because she had no idea where to buy them or what to tell the guy. So, I went with her to the pharmacy and asked the people for where to purchase smaller condoms that didn't actually say small on it, if they did that was fine but preferably not so that the girl could give them to the guy to use without hurting his ego. They were complete ****s about it, and these were pharmacists and regular clerks. So, I bitched them out a bit and left non-the-wiser from the whole ordeal. Should she just order asian condoms online? Or what? I told her it was easier to find a guy with a bigger dick than a small enough condom (I thought most were really tiny, especially the ONE condoms but guess not enough.) :conf: |
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| EgosXII |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
I'll have to remember that lemon juice remedy when my poor diet catches up with me!
Side question, those with small penises respond or girls who have encountered such a sad phenomenon. My friend is dating this guy who slips out of condoms during sex making them worthless. What in the hell is she supposed to do, I really feel bad for her because she had no idea where to buy them or what to tell the guy. So, I went with her to the pharmacy and asked the people for where to purchase smaller condoms that didn't actually say small on it, if they did that was fine but preferably not so that the girl could give them to the guy to use without hurting his ego. They were complete ****s about it, and these were pharmacists and regular clerks. So, I bitched them out a bit and left non-the-wiser from the whole ordeal. Should she just order asian condoms online? Or what? I told her it was easier to find a guy with a bigger dick than a small enough condom (I thought most were really tiny, especially the ONE condoms but guess not enough.) :conf: |
that just makes me lol
feel sorry for the chick though... in many ways :p
also what the clerks were thinking 'yeah, so they're for your FRIEND with a real tiny penis hey?' :stongue: |
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| Ian |
| that's when you need Jori with you to open her mouth & say "his goes THIS far down" |
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| igottaknow |
^ lol
so gmilf bitched out the pharmacy for not carrying small condoms labeled "large"? On a side note sounds like your "friend" wants to have sex with you. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
while a young freshmen in college, i got drunk in our dorm (co-ed) and one of the girls let me into their bathroom so i didn't have to go down the hall to ours. as i walked into the stall and she sat enxt to me i said, with drunken wisdom, "since i'm in the girls bathroom, do i have to sit to pee too?":stongue: |
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I once was out and got so drunk that I accidentally went into the women's room. I didn't even notice the lack of urinals and went to pee into a cabin. Some chicks came in and talked but even that didn't tip me off. Only when I went to wash my hands I realized that it's a bit strange to have a girl who's staring at me stand at the other basin. :o :o
She was like or gtfo. I chose gtfo. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
I'll have to remember that lemon juice remedy when my poor diet catches up with me!
Side question, those with small penises respond or girls who have encountered such a sad phenomenon. My friend is dating this guy who slips out of condoms during sex making them worthless. What in the hell is she supposed to do, I really feel bad for her because she had no idea where to buy them or what to tell the guy. So, I went with her to the pharmacy and asked the people for where to purchase smaller condoms that didn't actually say small on it, if they did that was fine but preferably not so that the girl could give them to the guy to use without hurting his ego. They were complete ****s about it, and these were pharmacists and regular clerks. So, I bitched them out a bit and left non-the-wiser from the whole ordeal. Should she just order asian condoms online? Or what? I told her it was easier to find a guy with a bigger dick than a small enough condom (I thought most were really tiny, especially the ONE condoms but guess not enough.) :conf: |
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You would think he would have sorted this problem out beforehand to avoid this exact situation. |
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| gmilf |
| I have to say, I walked in confident and not caring if they thought it was for me and left embarrassed. So, I just called up the customer relations and complained about their professionalism, I have never actually complained about disgruntled employees anywhere before. I've always assumed that if they are working retail they have the right to be pissy, but I felt that this was across the line. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| You got srussell'd. |
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| Ian |
| just filled in my USA visa waiver thing. Now I'm free to come for 24 months. |
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